Rent For Apartment

[audiofanaticz]

I seen this in one of the bulletins on myspace that I rarely read.

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with

her for $500.

They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that

he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary

write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the

whole event had not been worth the price.

So he had his secretary sent a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment.

I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place,

I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250

with the following note:

Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be

forced to contact your present landlady.

I lol'ed at it.

[REVOK1NER]

Ouch hah, funny though.

[Charger]

Haha wicked one.

[stereomayhem]

Funny shit!

[Forevrbumpn]

hahaha

funny

[Toxiccasper]

Ive read that one before lol