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turns 40 march 18,been together 10 years this time and 5 the first..met her when i was 21..

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pretty nice, but borderline not acceptable for a regular forum

disagree....

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ps: id make your ex a wifey and put a nice rock on her finger, she a keeper.

 

 

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How to I put these pics up from my computer? I can\\\'t figure this shit out

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wigglez that was a bit over the top, i dont want to invison dw giving any young lady a "cream pie" let alone "throat babies".
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I got nothing but ex's. The first real one I was desperate for. It was getting to be freshman year and I hadn't had a REAL girl yet. So I swallowed my pride and took my expectations down a little lower. Found a chick with the biggest tits I've ever motorboated in my life....

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but then I realized that there was no way I could stay with her for a long period of time, due to that she had no personality, she looks like the kind of girl I wouldn't give a passing glance at if she didn't have those tits, and she also looks like by the time she hits 30, she's gonna have a pretty mean mustache goin on.

So, I went back to this....

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6 months later, I found this new girlfriend, who was a good person, wifey material, real flexible. She was on the dance team, and was that one kinda chubby girl on the dance team but actually wasn't that bad, but by comparison with the rest of the dance team it made her look really chubby....

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we were together 9 months. I was a trooper too, cause she loved me going down on her, but her pussy smelled like she had been wiping her ass from the back to the front, but I didn't know how to tell her, so I just went with it. Then I finally got in there one time and that night she called saying she had a new boyfriend. Fuckin bitch. So I went back to old faithful....

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Then I decided to lose some weight and step my game up, cause I didn't want chunky girls the rest of my life. I lost 50 lbs. and got this....

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She was pale, but still had a good body. Looked good, tasted good. (That's her on my old truck, btw). But after 5 months, I came to the realization that she had no personality, and got everywhere on life based on being really flirty and throwing her ass around.....plus I caught her cheating red-handed. So I dumped her and went back to someone I could trust....

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Then I realized I didn't want to be with ^^Lucy^^ my whole life, so I went to a buddies ex who I knew always had a thing for me but I was looking more towards the future and not the now, but I gave in anyway cause she had some nice titties.

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^^(on the left)^^ she ordered me around like a slave, but I took it cause she was too hawt for me and I liked bragging to friends that "Fatty got a hotty". But then she moved away and I knew it wouldn't happen from a distance. I'm not about to drive 7 hours to bring Miss High Heels a goddamn Dasani in the middle of the night, so we broke it off. Back to.....

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Then I found the one I shouldn't have let go. I had known her since 4th grade, she had an awesome personality, I nice set of tits, was slim, was into sex, and was a redhead. I was in love. We could share everything. Took baths together. I'd sing to her (really.) she'd give me a BJ, it was great. Moved in together a week after graduation....

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Then decided to pop the big question at a Method Man concert in ATL we went to for the weekend. Had to do it before, else I'd never have been able to enjoy Red and Meth like I should. Took a long walk downtown, went in a parking garage to the top floor, looked out on the town, then I did it. She said no, ran away, and I never saw her again. Still haven't seen her. I stayed for the show and by the time I got home, her shit was all gone. Took everything but....

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Had a few one nighters over the next year. Usually with fugly bitches, but one party, thrown by my car club, one of the groupies got real drunk, and I took full advantage of it. Best night of my life. She was a stripper at Spearmint Rhino at the time, and knew what she was doin. I was about as useful as a dildo duct-taped to a coffee table. Here's a pic early on from that party, she's on the left.....

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here's a better, somewhat sober pic of her....

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alcohol (and friends) can do amazing things... Anyway, I'm still only with old faithful, and I'm kinda glad it is that way right now. I'll probably do some real searching again after I finish building a car....

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Rags, props for writing a novel :D

and yea those hand pics were funny as hell..

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ROTFL! great hand pics. that's some funny stuff. i do wish you luck though on finding a girl.

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damn, after reading that long ass book, i have come to a conclusion..

One day im coming down there, and we are going to find you something alittle better than o' faithful!!

awesome post tho haha

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