War With My Neighbor1

[Hugh G. Rection]

weve had an ongoing feud with our neighbor about his bulldog pooping in my yard.

i am sick of it. i just got done scooping up all his dogs poop with my shovel, and i politely placed in front of his front door.

next time he comes outside to smoke a cigarette he's gonna get a nice squishy surprise between his toes. [big Grin]

if this doesnt fix the problem, i might start pooping in his yard.

[bassbaker15]

weve had an ongoing feud with our neighbor about his bulldog pooping in my yard.

i am sick of it. i just got done scooping up all his dogs poop with my shovel, and i politely placed in front of his front door.

next time he comes outside to smoke a cigarette he's gonna get a nice squishy surprise between his toes. [big Grin]

if this doesnt fix the problem, i might start pooping in his yard.

HAHAHA Do it

[ryde2idie]

if you shit in his yard you better post up pics of his reaction

[Guest]

pics after pooping or fail

thats pretty damn funny on how you put it on his porch

[slugdub]

weve had an ongoing feud with our neighbor about his bulldog pooping in my yard.

i am sick of it. i just got done scooping up all his dogs poop with my shovel, and i politely placed in front of his front door.

next time he comes outside to smoke a cigarette he's gonna get a nice squishy surprise between his toes. [big Grin]

if this doesnt fix the problem, i might start pooping in his yard.

You could always freeze a can of shaving cream and put it in his mailbox. It will grow to an astonishing large amount of foam and eat up all his mail.

Actually, its a federal offense.. so... I'm only uh, joking. Don't do it.

[RamenNoodles]

rofl. My dad did the same thing, except it didnt work, so he began to throw the dog shit at their house. That seemed to do the trick.

[Hugh G. Rection]

he began to throw the dog shit at their house.

im not touching that stuff. but isince hes apparently into log touchin', send him on over. he can throw it over there if he wants to.

[wL<3bass]

im not touching that stuff. but isince hes apparently into log touchin', send him on over. he can throw it over there if he wants to.

You use a shovel and kind of catapult it at there house....

[Hugh G. Rection]

You use a shovel and kind of catapult it at there house....

oh. guess that would work.......

or i could just build a pipe bomb loaded with poop shrapnel.

[raytard]

scoop with a spade shovel and fling that stuff

i think he'll get the hint when there is pitpull poop breaking windows and shit

or u can be like me and make some chlorine bombs and dye all the grass in his yard white