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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on the TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while

we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have

sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,

grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up

the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a

torrential downpour.. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled

back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the

weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back

into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different

anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid

husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to

150 in about 3 seconds...'

I bought her a set of scales.

And then the fight started.....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her

someplace expensive...

so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my

driver's license to verify my age... I looked in my pockets and

realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was

very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt

revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on

your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social

Security application

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at

the Social Security office..

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have

gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,

and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat

alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took

to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I

hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My goodness!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took

my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started....

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My wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I

feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's pretty near perfect..'

And then the fight started.....

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:rofl: this is great

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deepsilencer, on 22 Aug 2011 - 17:32, said:

splzx3, on 22 Aug 2011 - 17:27, said:

i had my fun on one of his videos...till he blocked me then i got my mother into it lol after her he closed the comments xD

lol your mom is a G! good.gif

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Thats some funny shit

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Definately a repost.

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thas the first time i seen that funny . at first i thought it was really what happed. me and my wife fight over stupid shit like that all the time. thanks for posting i needed a laugh

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