az73 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 got this emailed to me yesterday by,of all people, my wifes little sister.hahahaha THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less she would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Quote sony m60ui polk mid/hi's infinity 6000m on tower fosgate p3d212 x2 fosgate p400-4 fosgate t1000-1bd im ona boat bitch My boat build funny thing is...............slamming fireworks in to the ground with a sledge hammer in mexico is like car audio in california... everyone is doing it but most fail Every time I read a comment you post, or a topic you make... I cannot help to think of how much of a badass you are!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclipseChris Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 HAHA Heard this before but always a good reread. Quote i resolve to be a nicer moderator. Tercel build R.I.P. Eclipse build Old New V-Dub My feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ji553r Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 hahahaahah i was skyping with my girl while readig this and randomly busted up laughing it sounded so obnoxious lol. i think i scared the piss out of her she thought i was dying! where did she find this i have never heard it before? Quote I don't fuck around. I go from zero to I hope you die in less than 2 posts build log http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/104524-new-subs-coming-sundown-3500d-arc-audio-cable-lacing-crescendo/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven6977 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 bahahahahahhahahahahahah effing great bro. I couldn't imagine a family that would actually do that though lol I would've been like.... wtf?????? Quote Rowan University Electrical Engineering LINK TO MY BUILDDDDD Current Setup in my 00' Hyundai Accent: Pioneer DEH-P6900UB RE.6.5C AUDIO 500w 6.5" COMPONENT CAR SPEAKERS Eclipse SE 6500 (6.5 coax in rear deck) two Kicker C124's in a t-line tuned to 28.6Hz Kenwood KAC-7204 US amps 1600.4 V2 Upcoming Build this summer: T-Line enclosure for two C124's tuned to 28ish hz O_O amp my speakers with a US amps 1600.4. Second Skin Should be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBI Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 This is actually a commerical too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 tl;dr Quote you can cook bacon shirtless if you're not a pussy...lol not hatin, but am i wrong here it looks as if the amp is not grounded its hooked directly to the battery. it that the way it should be. DC POWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBI Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 tl;dr Just watch the vid then its the same thing lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_stud Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 never read that one before Quote 1998 Nissan 200sx NOW: Dex-p98r head Planet Audio 300.4 mids and highs Planet Audio/Pioneer tweeters/crossovers Skar SK1500.1 3 SKAR Vvx15 dual 4 wired at .63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inm Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 You're wife's little sister sent this to you? Sounds suspicious. She wants you. I mean. Whaaaaat? Anyway, I'm almost 98% sure this has been posted here before. Quote On 2/28/2013 at 2:52 PM, Chaise said: "Now spread your butt cheeks so I can zap your asshole." 2008 Subaru Forester XT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick916 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 This is actually a commerical too. you beat me to it Quote 1996 Camaro RS Rockford Fosgate BD1000.1 Rockford Fosgate 400a4 Old Skool 2x 12" TSW3001-D4 Pioneer Subs Pioneer deh-p980bt Yellow Top Primary Battery 1.5 Diesel Audio Cap<Its just there to impress the females with shiny things Kinetik HC800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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