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So me and Smokedout08Impala were in chat talking about boobs, and then I came up with this fantastic idea to compare them to subs.

Smoked came up with most of the comparisons though. Enjoy guys.

Worthless, average everyday boobs that aren't anything special- Sony Xplods

Flappy/Nasty Boobs- Rockford Fosgates

Cute, sexy, little perky boobs- SA-8s

Medium sized beautiful boobs- DC Lvl 3s

Big, plump, amazing natural boobs- DC Lvl4Xls

Fake boobs that are done nice- Funky Pups

Overpriced jumbo fake boobs that come in weird sizes- W7s

Sexiest boobs you ever seen in your life- SMDs

And for shits and giggles, he's an ass chart as well

No ass- 6x9s

Nasty/cottage cheese/crater ass- Pyles

Cute little plump bum- Type R

Huge sexay Beyonce bootay- Nightshade V.2

Bigger than any human woman should have- IA Warden

What do you guys think? :lol:

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Hellz Yea. I like the comparisons that we came up with...Im pretty sure that some of them will piss some people off tho..

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So me and Smokedout08Impala were in chat talking about boobs, and then I came up with this fantastic idea to compare them to subs.

Smoked came up with most of the comparisons though. Enjoy guys.

Worthless, average everyday boobs that aren't anything special- Sony Xplods

Flappy/Nasty Boobs- Rockford Fosgates

Cute, sexy, little perky boobs- SA-8s

Medium sized beautiful boobs- DC Lvl 3s

Big, plump, amazing natural boobs- DC Lvl4Xls

Overpriced jumbo fake tits that come in weird sizes- W7s

And for shits and giggles, he's an ass chart as well

No ass- 6x9s

Nasty/cottage cheese/crater ass- Pyles

Cute little plump bum- Type R

Huge sexay Beyonce bootay- Nightshades

Bigger than any human woman should have- IA Warden

What do you guys think? :lol:

i loled so hard :rofl:

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Sub: 1 RE Audio HC 15 Dual 2 ohm(soon to get a psi recone)

Daily Sub Box: 1.62 cubes net with 2 dayton audio 8 inch passive radiators tuned to 34.35 hz, 141.9 @ 48 hz sealed on the dash with termlab

Competition Sub Box: 3.10 cubic ft. net tuned to 50.58 hz with 2 6 inch aeroports, 147.9 @ 62 hz sealed on the dash with termlab

Amp: Powerbass ASA 1000.1 Dx(eventually gonna get a planet audio bb2400.1)

Big 3: Phoenix Gold 1/0 Gauge

Amp Wire: Knukoncepts 1/0 gauge

Alternator: Stock 90 amp

Battery Under the hood: Autocraft Gold Top Battery

Battery In Back: None for now but I am looking for one so pm me if you have one for sale

HU: Pioneer DEH-2900MP

Front/Rear Amp: Hifonics Txi-4408 4 channel amp

Front Speakers: Orion Cobalt 6.5 coaxial

Rear Deck Speakers: Orion Cobalt 6x9 coaxial

Home Audio Setup:

Speakers:2 Cerwin Vega D-3's (10" Woofer,5 1/4" mid-range,1" Bullet Dome Tweeter)

2 Cerwin Vega D-5's (12" Directed Audio Xtreme 124SX Subwoofer,5 1/4 mid-range,1" Bullet Dome Tweeter)Kenwood center channel and rears.

Amp: 2 Kenwood KM-105's from 1985

Receiver: JVC RX-6008V 5.1 Channel Receiver

Pre-Amp: Kenwood KC-993

Sub: still looking for one thinking about getting a 18 or 15 for my sub to hit the lows if anyone has one pm me

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Sometimes we have to find ways to pass time in the chat room and this just happened to be one of those times

Team MaxRetribution

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Id rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

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http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/68498-smokedout08impalas-tline-build/?hl=+sick96vtecaccord << Impala T-line build

 

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So me and Smokedout08Impala were in chat talking about boobs, and then I came up with this fantastic idea to compare them to subs.

Smoked came up with most of the comparisons though. Enjoy guys.

Worthless, average everyday boobs that aren't anything special- Sony Xplods

Flappy/Nasty Boobs- Rockford Fosgates

Cute, sexy, little perky boobs- SA-8s

Medium sized beautiful boobs- DC Lvl 3s

Big, plump, amazing natural boobs- DC Lvl4Xls

Fake boobs that are done nice- Funky Pups

Overpriced jumbo fake boobs that come in weird sizes- W7s

Sexiest boobs you ever seen in your life- SMDs

And for shits and giggles, he's an ass chart as well

No ass- 6x9s

Nasty/cottage cheese/crater ass- Pyles

Cute little plump bum- Type R

Huge sexay Beyonce bootay- Nightshade V.2

Bigger than any human woman should have- IA Warden

What do you guys think? :lol:

After much deliberation and some outsiders input i think we have compiled the perfect woofa to boob/ass chart lol

Team MaxRetribution

Si Vis Pacem Parabellum
Id rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Bowhunting- Life Begins and Ends at Full Draw

Bowhunting Team Fatal Trajectory Hunt Team

 

http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/49335-sick96vtecaccords-t-line-build/?hl=sick96vtecaccord << Accord Build

http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/68498-smokedout08impalas-tline-build/?hl=+sick96vtecaccord << Impala T-line build

 

Rebassed.com for all your music needs 👌

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Dc level 6! hahahaha

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Well I guess punching a woman is a good way to test your strength! You never know how strong you are until you cold-cock a woman in the head and break that bitches jaw.

Next time she tries to punch you in the stomach, whip your wiener out and chase her around. Show her who's boss.

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