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So me and Smokedout08Impala were in chat talking about boobs, and then I came up with this fantastic idea to compare them to subs.

Smoked came up with most of the comparisons though. Enjoy guys.

Worthless, average everyday boobs that aren't anything special- Sony Xplods

Flappy/Nasty Boobs- Rockford Fosgates

Cute, sexy, little perky boobs- SA-8s

Medium sized beautiful boobs- DC Lvl 3s

Big, plump, amazing natural boobs- DC Lvl4Xls

Fake boobs that are done nice- Funky Pups

Overpriced jumbo fake boobs that come in weird sizes- W7s

Sexiest boobs you ever seen in your life- DC lvl6

And for shits and giggles, he's an ass chart as well

No ass- 6x9s

Nasty/cottage cheese/crater ass- Pyles

Cute little plump bum- Type R

Huge sexay Beyonce bootay- Nightshade V.2

Bigger than any human woman should have- IA Warden

What do you guys think? :lol:

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H/U SONY W/ IPOD TOUCH

new build

2 dc audio lvl4 xl's

rd audio 3250

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below the window

3.44 after tuned@34 htz

147.3@44 htz & getting louder

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LMAO, you would nick, then again you have a pretty nice rack in the back of the durangho :)

and bobby and rolla, you guys were really that bored with out me? jeez :P

You know how it is freshman. lol. See what happens when you are gone?

And this is just a general chart. Any sub you think is similar will work. The sexiest set of boobs you ever seen can also be the Level 6 and other sexy subs like that :drinks:

formerly known as Jaylor Swift

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Where r the DD's

Build in progress

Alpine CDEHD-138BT

Alpine SPX-17PRO 2x

Alpine SWS-15d2 2x

Alpine PDX-V9 2x

Alpine PDX-M12

Stinger SPC5050

Stinger 1/0ga and 4ga

Audioquest interconnects and Speaker wire

Dynomat 10455 mega bulk pak

Dynomat 1/8 and 1/4 liner

All that in a Reg cab truck and it wont be a blow though

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So me and Smokedout08Impala were in chat talking about boobs, and then I came up with this fantastic idea to compare them to subs.

Smoked came up with most of the comparisons though. Enjoy guys.

Worthless, average everyday boobs that aren't anything special- Sony Xplods

Flappy/Nasty Boobs- Rockford Fosgates

Cute, sexy, little perky boobs- SA-8s

Medium sized beautiful boobs- DC Lvl 3s

Big, plump, amazing natural boobs- DC Lvl4Xls

Fake boobs that are done nice- Funky Pups

Overpriced jumbo fake boobs that come in weird sizes- W7s

Sexiest boobs you ever seen in your life- SMDs

And for shits and giggles, he's an ass chart as well

No ass- 6x9s

Nasty/cottage cheese/crater ass- Pyles

Cute little plump bum- Type R

Huge sexay Beyonce bootay- Nightshade V.2

Bigger than any human woman should have- IA Warden

What do you guys think? :lol:

Funny thing is I have Type Rs adn my girl has a damn nice little plump ass...and im gonna be going DC LvL 4XL adn she has some nice plump amazing naturals haha

take baby steps, u cant do it all at once unless u have a roll of 100's big enough to choke a donkey

1998 Chevy Venture "Swagger Wagon"

Kenwood Excelon KDC-X994 Headunit

3 15" Alpine Type R's in seperate T-Lines

1 RF T1500-1bd for 2 of the 15s

1 RF P1000-1bd for the single 15

3 sets of Hifonics Zeus ZXi6.5C Components( 1 more set to come for Front stage)

1 Hifonics HFi100.4 4-channel amp

Stock alt for now (DC HO SPL 400A when funds come in,currently working on buying this)

Stock battery and one Optima Redtop for now (looking at XS batteries)

3 15" Alpine Type R's (aka Swagger Wagon Build 1.0)

Swagger Wagon Build 2.0

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Was pun intended? :lol: You can put them where you think they should go.

no pun intended lol just ironic. but id put the med/large real but firm so right by the DC LVL 4's-5's depending on if you go to the 9500 or the DDZ's

Build in progress

Alpine CDEHD-138BT

Alpine SPX-17PRO 2x

Alpine SWS-15d2 2x

Alpine PDX-V9 2x

Alpine PDX-M12

Stinger SPC5050

Stinger 1/0ga and 4ga

Audioquest interconnects and Speaker wire

Dynomat 10455 mega bulk pak

Dynomat 1/8 and 1/4 liner

All that in a Reg cab truck and it wont be a blow though

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Funny thing is I have Type Rs adn my girl has a damn nice little plump ass...and im gonna be going DC LvL 4XL adn she has some nice plump amazing naturals haha

Lol. what a coincidence. Sounds like a keeper. :drink40:

formerly known as Jaylor Swift

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Funny thing is I have Type Rs adn my girl has a damn nice little plump ass...and im gonna be going DC LvL 4XL adn she has some nice plump amazing naturals haha

damn right man

Build in progress

Alpine CDEHD-138BT

Alpine SPX-17PRO 2x

Alpine SWS-15d2 2x

Alpine PDX-V9 2x

Alpine PDX-M12

Stinger SPC5050

Stinger 1/0ga and 4ga

Audioquest interconnects and Speaker wire

Dynomat 10455 mega bulk pak

Dynomat 1/8 and 1/4 liner

All that in a Reg cab truck and it wont be a blow though

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