One Big A**hole! (Joke)/ Halloween Costume (Joke)

[emperorjj1]

One Big A**hole!

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one

is for you. It's a classic!

In dealing with those 'special' customers we all love, an award should go

to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making

her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long

line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down

on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST

CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,

but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to

work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him

could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.

"May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly

throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT

KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United

agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll

have to get in line for that, too."

[Cuseikan]

They deal with alot of shit. And they probably have alot of time to come up with replies for crap like that. Sometimes they deserve it, like when they overbook flights :-X. But that was pretty funny. ;D

[S12X]

there is a "reality" show on A&E about all the shit they have to put up with and its funny stuff to watch....i think its called airline

[Guest SyKo13]

Hahahahahaha :^ :^

SK

[mrwigglezdj]

lol thats funny :^

[BURRITO]

:R i hate customers like that :R

[emperorjj1]

There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy

dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg

so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later, he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, please find

enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head,

and with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg

and so he writes a rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: "Dear Sir,

sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will

cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."

Now the man is really annoyed, since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden

leg to emphasizing his bald head, and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter

of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads; "Dear Sir,

please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head,

stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candied apple!"

[RichardXTC]

BWAHAHAHAHA @ BOTH jokes ha ha thanks for the laugh.

[Guest SyKo13]

lol, that's wrong but funny at the same time  :^

[emperorjj1]

lol well moral of the stories are dont be a dick to whoever your buying something from.... im a manager and if i hear "well its not your guys's fault" then they usually get something free and an apology... if i hear "what the fuck wheres my shit, you are a dumbass fucknut" then i usually say "store policy requires for me to charge for any and all items... i wish i could help you more but i must adhere to the policy. Anything else i can do for you?"  > be a dick to me and i be a dick back (just usually in a way that you cant tell)