Bakerman
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"...Jonah...swallowed by a big fish, or actually taken into an alien spacecraft." I actually just heard this on a History Channel comercial.
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"And judgment is turned away backward, and justice standeth afar off: for VERITY is fallen in the street, and EQUITY cannot enter."_Isaiah59:14_
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"And uh, as you can see it has all the hot newest mechanical solutions to overcome my incompetence."
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"Dont you think laughter is like an orgasm?""No...never have i ever busted out laughing, nd then immediatley apologized for laughing to soon."
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"Even angels have their wicked schemes, and you take that to new extremes. But you'll always be my hero...even though you've lost your mind."
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"Im white, and thats the way I like it..."Oh the things you hear on episodes of cops...stupid rednecks.
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"Let your anger be like a monkey in a pinata...hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."
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*Cop: I'm issuing a citation for speeding, 60 in a 35. Your court date is on...*Female Driver: But, I didn't think cops gave tickets to pretty women *cheesy smile"*Cop: Well, you are correct. We don't give tickets to pretty women. But as I was saying, your court date is in one month. See you there. Have a nice day.
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lmfao! nice you happen to catch her reaction?
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