Fuck the snow, fuck the idiots on the road, fuck it all!!!!
So we get out of school early because of the snow, yay, so I get 2 miles down the highway and I see a van in the median in a ditch up to its axels in mud, so me and my buddies pulled over to see if he was ok, we ended up pulling him out, and while we were doing that this bitch pulls up and goes "HEY I called the state troopers for you!" I was like "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR MORON!" and she drove off, so we just get the van out and we seen a trooper in the distance so we all booked it (when I say booked I mean 35 down the highway) as I was running to my truck he was like "Hey I own thompsons florist, stop in and I'll give you wahtever you want" ahaha but it would be awkward to go in like i'm looking for a handout.