I know I'm not the only one out there that doesn't usually listen to any music produced past 1999.
So I'm going to start a list of old-school music... Stuff like Tupac, Biggie, Ice T & Ice Cube.
Ice Cube - Today Was a Good Day
Snoop Dog - Gin and Juice
Tupac - Straight Ballin
Tupac - Changes
Biggie - Big Poppa
Biggie - Hypnotize
If it doesn't involve you, then thats that. Were you absent when they showed you those videos in 5th grade? You know, the kid finds gun in daddys closet, then the video stops and the weird voice says "STOP THERE! You don't know where that's been!" and the kid shuts the door.
I don't know what kind of mpg my grandma's 2.0 escort gets, but you can drive it to hell and back and fill it from dead E to above the F mark with $20.
Also, you will obviously need some gardening equipment (lawn mower, edger, weed whacker, bush trimmer etc.) That and everything trainman said, sounds like you'll be set.
My mom feeds a small pack of about 5 stray cats by placing a food dish on the front door mat. Most of the time they're neutral, sometimes the fight, they sure piss me off.. They act like they own my front yard. Some day I'm going to wait until they're all in my yard and I'll shoot at them with a roman candle.