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LOL.. I thought women couldnt drive was a fact???? (not to be a joke)

You know how you avoid that? Man the fuck up and bang her best friend sister mom cousin worst enemy and never look back.

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thanks to this thread my phone got take away in class, shit had me rolling too hard lololol

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Since everyone else is posting em...

Why can't women drive? Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom!

Why don't women need to wear watches? Because theres a clock on the stove!

Why are men 7 times more likely to get struck by lightning? Because theres no lightning in the kitchen!

Bassless once again. Can't seem to keep a system for more than a few weeks :)

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This one's a joke that's not really a joke:

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

EDIT: LOL, just read through the first 4 pages of this thread for proof.

I posted that as my FB status like 3 hrs ago... Lol

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Had to put a few more on here.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

-The swallow.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

-A battery has a positive side.

and one my own dad told me years ago:

You gotta realize that PMS is a continuous process, there's PRE-menstrual stress, PRESENT-menstrual stress, and POST-menstrual stress. You see? You always get screwed when there's a woman involved.

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This one's a joke that's not really a joke:

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

EDIT: LOL, just read through the first 4 pages of this thread for proof.

I posted that as my FB status like 3 hrs ago... Lol

Well what can I say, great minds think alike... some just aren't as fast as others, lol.

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This one's a joke that's not really a joke:

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

EDIT: LOL, just read through the first 4 pages of this thread for proof.

I posted that as my FB status like 3 hrs ago... Lol

Well what can I say, great minds think alike... some just aren't as fast as others, lol.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest...

lol

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