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I asked: what's your favorite theme park ride? And...

my favorite ride is where your sister gets on top!

Then I replied...

My sister is 272 lbs over weight and 14 yes old.. So the jokes on you buddy! Haha

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probably got posted.

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow

give the bitch a shovel

if a fat girl trips in the woods and falls and noone is around, do the trees laugh?

thought of another one. mind you someone really said this. they got so mad at someone they said 'i swear to go you piss me off so much it makes me want to pull down my pants, pull out your cock and stick it in my ass'.......a 'straight' guy said it rofl.gif

Fusion With A Stetsom 4k2d on 2 DC XL 15s tuned to 31hz and Subs and ports forward

The Revolution Was Not Televised

But There Is This Thread(clicky)

Dr Merkenstein is my 360 gamertag and my profession. When shit gets real, call in the Doc

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ohh....shit...captain...that you?? :rofl: :rofl:

2010 Chevrolet Cruze

Radio --- pioneer mvh-200vbt

Front/back --- alpine type s 6.5"

Sub Control --- Pac LC1

Sub Amp --- GZPA 1.4K

Sub --- GZNW 15XSPL D1

Battery - GZBP 12.2500X

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Mmmmmm.... I don't find hitting women with anything other than a dick funny. :shrug:

Lmao ill 2nd that one.. hitting her w a dick is funny though

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What is a pedophile's favorite music note?

A minor ;)

I have enough pedo jokes to get me banned, so I will just stick to this one;

how can you tell if an Asian broke into your house?

your homework is done, your software is updated, and he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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