Lil Wayne (The Carter 4)

[georgiaspl]

Myspace > lil Wayne.

I lol'ed

[n8ball2013]

maybe if it was just he instrumentals.

[tctdh11]

i like the whole album

"two shots" slaps hard as fuck, blunt blowin is a bit catchy, megaman slams, nightmares of the bottom gets pretty low.. the rest i can just cruise to

I second that!

[armykyle1]

Myspace > lil Wayne.

I lol'ed

X2 haha

but isn't it my_______ now lol

[Cashdollar2009]

Interlude minus Andre 3000. (C'mon Andre 3000, you could have done a lot better, or avoided the track with the lyrical tyrant) And Outro minus the whiny retard voice dude, but Bun B, Nas, and Busta Rhymes killed it. At least Busta Rhymes killed it, then again, he's been good. Neither were mentioned.

Whenever I get the time i'm gonna rip Tech N9ne's verse out of Interlude and put in on Outro on top of ripping whiny man out. I'll upload it for you guys.

[CaptainzPlanetz]

This is from a thread on another site, some of the wackiest lines on the album

"i throw bloods at ya ass like a tampoon"

"this a game a chess u niggas think its cleavage"

"im about my riches, my name should be richard"

"Real Gs only move in silence like lasagna"

'I'm a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash'

"if i knew i was going to jail, i wouldve fucked my attorney"

'And I don't love them hoes but don't fuck up with Wayne 'cause when it 'Waynes' it pours'

"Jumped on the celly, called Makaveli, he said he was gravy, I said I was jelly"

"I tried to fuck the world, and couldn’t even get aroused"

"How you niggas want to have it your way..Burger King?"

"I put it down like my hand’s hurtin'"

"Don’t call me ‘sir’ Call me ‘sir-vivor’"

That is all LOL, there are plenty more

[tdsa23]

I only listen to 4 songs and they all hit but "Is good" hits the hardest in my system. Then "She Will", "2 Shots", and "Nightmares of the bottom".

[hornythorn]

Saw this on a hip hop forum and thought it was kinda funny and fits this topic a little.

"so ive listened to the carter iv a couple times already now, and i started to notice something. hes been using the same (almost identical) metaphors for the last few years now. i dont think ive ever seen someone re-use their rhymes as much as this. its almost lazy. take a look and let me know if you find more. this is what i got if you listen to his last 2 albums:

"Life is a movie that ive seen too many times" -blunt blowin

"life is a choice and death is a decision" -blunt blowin

"life is my wife, till death do us part" -whats wrong with them

"lifes a crazy bitch, grace jones" -intro carter iv

"life is the bitch, and death is her sister" -6 foot 7 foot

"lifes a bitch naw better yet a dumb broad" -gonnorrhea

"life is a beach im just playin in the sand" -right above it

"life is a course and imma shoot for par" -nightmares of the bottom

"life is a gamble better check the point spread" -abortion

"life is a roller coaster, still unfair" -abortion

"karma is a bitch well make sure that bitch is beautiful" -she will

"the game is a bitch i got my hand up her dress" -john

"most of yall dont get the picture less the flash is on" -6 foot 7 foot

"how can you get the picture if you dont know who took it" -abortion

"sittin on the world i got life in my hands" -president carter

"as the world spinning, dancing in my hands" -right above it

"i got the world in my hands i make it spin on my finger" -abortion

"bitch im in the building you in the front yard" -gonorrhea

"bitch im in the building you aint even in the lounge" -president carter

"yes im in the building, you just on the list of guest names" -right above it

"we in the building, you niggas in apartments" -right above it

"been fucking the world and nigga i aint come yet " -john

"i bet i can fuck the world and make it come hard" -gonorrhea

"i tried to fuck the world and couldnt even get aroused" -president carter

"weezy fuck the world, yeah i fuck it until it ovulate" -bill gates

"sleeping with the enemy so i fuck the world" -whats wrong with them

"married to the money, fuck the world thats adultery" -6 foot 7 foot"

Source: Studio Leaks

[Baydestrian]

Got this from Keepittrill

Song: “Abortion”

Line: “Jumped on the celly, called Makaveli/He say he was gravy, I say I was jelly”

Reaction: What else but head to desk? Not only is Tupac still alive, he’s accepting calls from other rappers now?

Song: “President Carter”

Lyric: “I’m beneficial/I’ve been official/I say you rappers sweet, tiramissile.”

Reaction: Tiramissle? What in the fu…oh! You mean TIRAMISU! Phew, you had us worried for a second there, Tunechi. We thought you were tinkering with some Soviet weapons of mass destruction, seeking to restart the Cold War.

Song: “John”

Line: “I get money to kill time, dead clocks.”

Reaction: It’s one of those instances where the line would maybe be funny in a rap battle between to local unknowns. But on C4, the line sounds exactly like what it is – a cringe-worthy, starter kit rhyme that should have stayed buried underground. Dead clocks, ladies and gents. Dead clocks.

Song: “So Special”

Line: “Cause she my honey bee, yeah, buzz buzz/And now I’m itching and scratching, that’s that love bug.”

Reaction: No, Wayne. That would be crabs. A trip to the clinic may be in order.

Song: “Blunt Blowin’”

Line: “Bunch of Bloods, you could call it blood clottin’…”

Reaction: So this is the picture Wayne has painted: Bloods are storming some unlucky punk’s abode, when suddenly two tried to rush into the guy’s door at the same time. Suddenly, the two Bloods are stuck in the doorway, clotting it and leaving all of the trailing Bloods unable to enter the house as the two leading Bloods have gotten stuck. That’s what happens when you have so many Bloods that you call it “blood clot.”

Song: “Megaman”

Line: “I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash”

Reaction: You know what you should not compare your style to? Dead babies. Not something anyone wants to think about when analyzing a rapper’s swag level.

Song: “How to Hate”

Line: “Don’t fuck with Wayne, cuz when it Wayne’s it pours”

Reaction: Come on Dwayne, despite the deceiving image on the album cover, you’re not in preschool anymore. Act your age.

Song: “Blunt Blowin’”

Line: “All about my riches, my name should be Richard…”

Reaction: In other words, you’re all about your cheese so we should call you Cheesy Weezy because this punchline wouldn’t even get any “ooh’s” in a kindergarten classroom. But whatever you say, “Richard.”

Song: “Megaman”

Line: “Weezy gonna ball, ball like Steve Harvey.”

Reaction: Can we please kill the “ball like [insert bald person here] punchline please? Steve Harvey is bald! With a “d”. You can’t just switch out the last letter and attempt to make the punchline work! You can’t just take the “m” out of “calm” and say “calm like I used a telephone”. Wait, we don’t want to give Weezy any ideas.

Song: “6 Foot 7 Foot”

Line: “No matter who’s buying, I’ma celebration…”

Reaction: It’s a double entendre. He’s going to sell-a-bration. Get it? Probably not, because it doesn’t make a penny’s worth of sense. It probably would have been better if “bration” was slang for weed. Or codeine.

Song: “It’s Good”

Line: “Pussy good as baby powder…”

Reaction: How good does baby powder actually feel? You ever have sex and say “whoo this hoo-ha feels like baby powder!” Or have you ever put on your finest cologne to hit the club and say “I’m going out to get that baby powder pussy!” Yeah, didn’t think so.

Song: “I Like The View”

Line: “If these walls could talk, they probably won’t shut up/I need some wallpaper, before they start to fuss.”

Reaction: Skip the other drugs. Weezy’s obviously on acid and trippin’ balls pretty heavy here.

Song: “6’7′”

Line: “I beat the beat up, call it self defense, swear man/ I be seeing through theses niggas like sequins…”

Reaction: Who knew Wayne was dealing with such Clark Kent x-ray vision? Can anyone else in the audience see through sequins? Here’s a picture of Nicki Minaj in a sequin dress. She’s naked underneath there! Look at those goodies? Can’t you see them?

Song: “Nightmares of the Bottom”

Line: To my niggas in the game, keep the game fair/Players play, coaches coach and cheerleaders cheer…”

Reaction: And farmers farm, plowers plow, painters paint... Nevermind the simplicity. Wayne is just warming up for his Young Money line of children’s books due out next spring.

Song: “Two Shots”

Line: “I could probably do better, but probably’s like never.”

Reaction: These nine words sum up TC4 as a whole.

[Mr. Darkjustice]

^^^^ shit made me