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bahahaha this thread is so full of win.... Imma try it on my girl in a few

masterbation is free, and even saves you money.sorry but someone had to say it

sorry, Jimmy...beat you to it (no pun intended)

LOLDON'T get a wife. Best advice I never got, and now it's too late <_<

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girls response: "that was supposed to get you sex? okay... well it woulda if you weren't so far away right now" :clapping::pardon:

masterbation is free, and even saves you money.sorry but someone had to say it

sorry, Jimmy...beat you to it (no pun intended)

LOLDON'T get a wife. Best advice I never got, and now it's too late <_<

My build: 12" DCON in a dorm room.

New/current build: 8" woofer, custom amplifier block, fiberglassed speaker pods

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Mine said, "Aww babe i like your little math joke." She's an early childhood education major so she would find it cute. Gettin paid, gettin laid :drink40:

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Response.... "Wow your an Idiot, You distract me from my game"

You know how you avoid that? Man the fuck up and bang her best friend sister mom cousin worst enemy and never look back.

JUST SAY ANTI-AUDIOPIPE

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Lmao, thread is win! Love that autocorrect, gonna try it out later... A favorite of mine...

You: hey babe, is that a mirror in your pocket?

Her: no, why?

You: cause I can see myself in them jeans ;)

Also like...

"Hey baby, I heard milk does a body good, but damn! :)"

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Another good one...

You: :'(

Her: What's wrong?

You: my Penis just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Guaranteed to work!

Bassless once again. Can't seem to keep a system for more than a few weeks :)

Saving for a '06 Nissan 350z, look for build around June 2012.

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Another good one...

You: :'(

Her: What's wrong?

You: my Penis just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Guaranteed to work!

Haha. Gonna try this now.

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