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i did the triangle joke

now i'm in the doghouse

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Here's another one taken from bb.com

You: Knock knock

Her: Who's there?

You: Lion

Her: Lion who?

You: Lion in bed thinking of you.

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i did the triangle joke

now i'm in the doghouse

THANKS OP

bro I cant help that your girl is obtuse.

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You: Have you ever had an aussie kiss?

Her: Whats that?

You: It's like a french kiss, only down under ;-)

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gonna try to charm her with that epic knock knock joke

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ok im leaving for a while. make me proud SMD..

start clappin some cheeks!!

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Two more wrote back with "who's this"... Lol! And I held back on the one's I know for sure have boyfriends since its late and I don't want to start shit....

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