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I friggin love this thing haha try this

Girl, you got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

BTW im not sure how many bones a girl has in they body so fix that when you try the line lol

ever seen the movie 'fired up'? best movie ever. "i love every bone in your body, especially mine" :lol:

Girl do you work at subway? cuz your giving me a footlong XD

i used to work at a subway. one of the worst decisions of my life. that place was sketch. and i never got breaks. although you started to notice things

every hot girl that came up got a 6" turkey on wheat

and every indian guy got a veggie on wheat or honey oat

Just say no to Ground Pounder Customs.

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some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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my penis hurts, can you kiss it and make it better?

Sounds like you have coil rub :pardon:

And the fact more than one person agrees does not make it a circle jerk, it makes it a bukkake scene and you're in the middle ;)

Chick took 3 shots of Jager, and then, pissed in my mouth..

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Posted

my penis hurts, can you kiss it and make it better?

Sounds like you have coil rub :pardon:

you know you're a basshead when...

Just say no to Ground Pounder Customs.

More box builds

some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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i was seriously crying from laughing so hard, and my dad thought i lost my mind.

anyways us down south people like to fish...

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

ohh, and one of my favs

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

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I did the wana bang? Hang*

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Oh ill try more

nooooo mannnn why did u say "we could do both"...she was already down to hang and the bang part was already in her mind!!!

damn man hope u still got some pink but that was a fuck up :drinks:

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I serve drunks for a living :D

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shits about to get real. the best line ever to get laid is this one

Being in a satisfying relationship is good for your heart and soul. Women in a healthy monogamous relationship are significantly healthier compared with those who are either unhappy or sexually inactive, says Dr. Roizen.

laying down pipe on the regular can extend your life up to 8 years. tell that bitch if you give her the business youll make sure she lives to get social security

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Dr Merkenstein is my 360 gamertag and my profession. When shit gets real, call in the Doc

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