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Why can't I have a normal dog?


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Okay...so apparently ever since I have become an adult, God will not allow me to have a normal dog. I've had two, and they both turned out to be retarded or something. My first dog was a jack russel. I swear to god he thought he as a cat, and loved to chew the hell out of electrical wires. That ended up catching up with him last christmas when he chewed through the christmas tree lights, while it was plugged up. So about 6 months ago i went and got a big dog...he's a lab and bulldog mix...well this dumbass dumps his food bowl in the yard and eats the food off of the ground. And when I bring him inside he eats the carpet. Wierd...

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2 for 2, LOL.

How much time do you spend with your dogs? They all have their own unique personality. Train them using a positive reinforcement technique as in giving them a treat for good behavior. Talk to your dog in a silly voice and be the leader.

However, an inbred dog may just stay 'tarded.

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