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i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah..

You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people.

I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion.
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i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah..

You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people.

I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion.
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Lol your local car meets are ran by one guy? Over here it isn't like that.

It's like one main guy making the decisions and a few others helping him out. It didn't used to be like that. It was like everyone just understood where to show up and how things went, and if someone got out of line and wouldn't leave they got their ass beat. Then they changed locations because more people were coming and the parts store we were meeting at decided we couldn't meet there anymore and it's just gotten stupid... It's not even fun anymore. There's 150+ cars there every weekend, but they're all ridiculously tricked out (running methanol, spraying nos, all kinds of shit). Like I said, they only want heavily modified guys showing up. AND now people are constantly running races, which used to be a big no-no because that could get everyone in trouble.

That's how the big club here is now. Only muscle cars or shit with a smallblock chevy motor swapped in. No tuners, thank god no rice, and they only have one guy allowed to be the car stereo guy...it's walled with 4 12's and does like a 147 off 5k.

Lately there's been a bunch of little clubs pop up with just average joes and their daily drivers, then there's the guys with all out builds. The laid back smaller clubs are fun as hell to hang out with. The big club is full of whiney little assholes that get mad if somebody rolls into boost with cutouts open, or fucks with ricers.

On 1/4/2013 at 9:31 PM, HatersGonnaHate said:

Wow. 184 posts and I think you're a fucking asshole.

 

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Be james bond. Beat the shit out of justin bieber with class and style (because bond) and drive lambo. This because james bond always gets the girl so you would get both of the first ones :)

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"The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- (Thomas Jefferson)

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these rings are $300...

I wish, I paid $900 for mine on my 300 last yearand I'd expect the m3 version to be even more

I've gotten a blowjob and picked up my iphone behind her back to see what email notification I got from smd before

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I said $300 because thats the additional cost to the headlights I wanna get for my bimmer..

http://www.umnitza.com/projector39-hella-style-with-orion-led-angel-eyes-9703-p-5659.html

if you buy them separate you pay $500

http://www.umnitza.com/predator-orion-v2-multicolor-led-angel-eyes-for-f10-p-5632.html

also depends form the vehicle and how long ago you got them.. u mentioned last year lol

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sometimes Loud is NOT pretty

Sounds like its safe to go ahead and bend that ass over.

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