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Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners

"'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!! I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty, he said. not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, sir, I will personally eat the remainder."

I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand!!??

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Learning about Lifesaver flavors by the kindergartener


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Red.....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange ..............Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all a HONEY flavored Lifesaver. None

of the children could identify the taste.


The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your

mother may sometimes call your father.'


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and

yelled, 'Oh my God! They're [censored]-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even.

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