USAMPFREAK Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer > and > watching my wife mow the lawn. > > The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came > over and shou te d at me, "You should be hung!" > > I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my > lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into > the > eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's > why she cuts the grass." Quote 1975 Oldsmobile Omega SalonStill Under ConstructionTeam Sound QubedTeam H-O Alternators / Team Kinetik AudioR.I.P Team US Amps WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD THE FUCK UP!!! I know your honey bun smugglin ass aint talking shit!
zacht214 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 holy shit that the funniest shit i heard all day im guessing she didnt say any thang after words Quote 2 15 RE SE 1 Audiopipe 1500d Sony HU Batcap 800 in the back Team Tex~Flex
FieroGrande Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 thats pretty good! I like that one. Quote
benz280se Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer > and > watching my wife mow the lawn. > > The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came > over and shou te d at me, "You should be hung!" > > I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my > lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into > the > eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's > why she cuts the grass." funny lol, got a nice smile off this thanks. Quote
littleitaly1990 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Saw where it was going as soon as she said hung....very nice. I love quick wit. Quote A vitrolic, megalomaniacal sadistic psychopath.
qu1cks1lver56 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 bahahahahaha good one. Quote First Gen Xterra: Always changing DNX 690HD RF 360.3RF T3002RF T4004RF T10001bdSilver Flute 6.5"s Tang Band 1" TweetersSundown X18 in 7cubes net tuned to 32hz Trust me .25 Blows your Load.
ficaraudio789 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote I AM GAY. MY FATHERS COCK IS IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW! "I talk shit from the safety of my house"
Jman08 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 HAHA perfect response man nice! Quote Youtube.com/J Hutch22
banginAltima Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Proof or it didn't happen... I mean of the wife cutting grass... Quote If you build it, db's will come... NSPL World Record Holder Trunk 0-1800 watts---147.9 with 1722 clamped watts @ 40Hz(9-20-09). Competition Only Record Holder Trunk 0-500 watts---148.1 2006 Nissan Altima 3.5 SE Currently Rebuilding.... My 150db Plus Trunk Build I do box designs. [benH] 6:24 pm: clipping doesn't really hurt subs [benH] 6:24 pm: being an idiot is what blows subs
wL<3bass Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 That's pretty good lol. Quote Vehicle: 1997 S10 Blazer 4dr 4X4 Exterior: Rear End Bagged, Black Grill, Lifted 2" Amplifiers: Rockford Fosgate T8004 & T10001bd Batteries: 2 Stinger SPV35, Kinetik HC2400 Electrical: Big 3, DC Power 290amp Alternator w/ MLA at 15.5v Enclosure: 4.2 ft³ @ 33Hz 84sq.in. of port (20sq.in. per cube) Headunit: Eclipse CD3200 w/ 80G iPod Mids/Highs: Rockford T152s (a-pillars), Rockford T162s (doors) Subwoofers: 1 15" Fi BL Fully Loaded Wire: All 1/0g Kicker Hyperflex My YouTube Videos My Fiberglass A-Pillar Build My "Seamless" Looking Box Build My DD1508 T-Line Bandpass Build "Seamless" w/ Acrylic Windows (for '05 TrailBlazer) My Stealth 8" Fiberglass Build (for '05 TrailBlazer) My Build For A Friend's '08 Cobalt 15" BL Sealed Off From The Trunk My feedback/references...
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