audiofanaticz Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I seen this in one of the bulletins on myspace that I rarely read. A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT. On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary sent a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady. I lol'ed at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVOK1NER Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Ouch hah, funny though. Quote 2000 Ford Explorer XLT -20" RVM "Buck" Wheels -2.5% Tint -CompuStar Vizion Alarm -(4) Infinity Kappa 680.7cs 5x7" -1 XStatic BatCap Model 300 -2 18" DC LVL 4's -Amps are undecided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charger Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Haha wicked one. Quote Previous 150+ daily rides: Volvo 240 wagon 2 x DD Audio 9915s walled, Isuzu Trooper 6 x DD Audio 3515s walled clamshell, Lexus LX470 2 x Kicked Solo X 18s, Lexus LS400 4 x American Bass HD18 walled SMD - System of The Month August 2008 My Youtube Videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereomayhem Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Funny shit! Quote www.stereomayhem.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 hahaha funny Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxiccasper Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Ive read that one before lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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