BassJunkie Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are 'OUR' rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ----------------------------------- 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. I lol'd Quote 1986 C20 Suburban 9 American Bass XFL 15's B2 M1MKII 14v XS Power Batteries Maxwell Caps Acoustical energy is free. Electrical energy is not you havent lived until you've hit a screw with a router. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IH8PunkRok Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 good one i lol'd thru the whole thing Quote -Matt2005 Dodge Magnum RTJVC KD-AVX1 2 PPI S580.2 Obsidian Audio ST1 Horn Tweeters PRV 8MB450s Audio Legion 3500.1D 2 RE MT 18s 360 ah LiFePO4 BatterySHCA 2/0 155.2 @ 29 hzKicker CVR 15's buildDD 3512e buildMini T-Line Build(6) 8s BuildNightshade 15s Wall BuildMagnum AB XFL 12s BuildNewest Magnum Build Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereomayhem Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 very true! Quote www.stereomayhem.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etaks_crew Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99vic Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 :rofl: that was good!! Quote REST IN PARADISE BIG RICH (Sqmonte) never forgotten Why do you guys ALWAYS dispute on NUMBERS????? It's such a played out argument, so fucking annoying.... It's 12 fuckin 15's.... It's louder than you... Shut the fuck up... /Rant I'm so jealous, it makes me want to club baby seals. That shit gets down HARD!dont buy from knowledge he will scam you. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/30995-official-knowledge-feedback/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ficaraudio789 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at sleeping on the couch tonight but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. and the rest of it LOL Quote I AM GAY. MY FATHERS COCK IS IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW! "I talk shit from the safety of my house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleitaly1990 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 "Crying is Blackmail" bahahhahahahha...that list was AWESOME. Quote A vitrolic, megalomaniacal sadistic psychopath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampsonite Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! PIN THIS SHIT!!! Quote --Sampson 816-591-6592 www.kcrimshop.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.db Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 SOOOOOO god damn true....put this shit in stone!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01xtreme Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 I think this might be better than the one about tools someonone posted. Quote My System: Pioneer AVH-P3200BT 4-Dayton 7 inch reference series (front doors) 8-Onkyo 3/4 inch tweeters (dash) 1-Sundown Audio 100.4D (mids/highs) 2-18" BTL's (for now) Crescendo 3kwp (for sale) Complete rebuild coming soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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