raytard Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I would start by telling her not to wear slutty clothes, don't let her talk to any guys, make a big scene in public, then fuck one of her friends. It seems to work like a charm for me. :shot: Drew omg, i died thats friggin hilarious google some STD test results, photoshop your name on it and shit, and announce in some really public place that she gave you herpes and you never want to see her again, and then DONT ANSWER HER CALLS, only a retard does that...a drunk retard...who goes on to have a very regrettable threesome with her and their drunken buddy in a wooden pirate ship at a nearby playground Quote Build: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...hl=avalon+build monster/rockford/kicker/stinger cables, pioneer source, jbl highs/amps, kinetik/shuriken batts, iraggi alt, dei security, dc subs(atleast for now) Team DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildbeast15 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 just straight up jizz in her Quote The set up your talking about would sound great in my Tahoe. Trade you my dog for it. He has one eye but that only makes for bad depth perception so hey so what if he is running into shit, look at it this way he is easy to sneak up ninja style on. (right side only)</div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsmack Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 omg, i diedthats friggin hilarious google some STD test results, photoshop your name on it and shit, and announce in some really public place that she gave you herpes and you never want to see her again, and then DONT ANSWER HER CALLS, only a retard does that...a drunk retard...who goes on to have a very regrettable threesome with her and their drunken buddy in a wooden pirate ship at a nearby playground That is fucking CLASSIC I am going to suggest u be honest with her. Also WTF is she offering you a grand? Did she give u leaky pipes? Quote "No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He did it by making the other poor dumb bastard for his country." George Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datbenz Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 When she wants to kiss you, yell "get off me bitch" and throw a pack of tampax in her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 just straight up jizz in her might lead to some other problems. Quote DD M4 Rockford Fosgate P500-4 SoundQubed HDC415 w carbon fiber cap 2 Rockford Fosagate T1675-S XS Power D3400 Under Hood XS Power D5100 in rear Michael Singer 200A Alt Build Log: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/153901-2012-veloster-update-842013-wall-build-4-15s/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kian Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 This also works. when she calls get another girl to answer the phone. it don't matter who it is, and flirt with the girl who is talking on the phone like " heyy give me that back" but in a laughing matter. As long as she can hear both of you sounding like your having a good time. That would piss me the :censored: off. Quote --------------------------------------------------------------- Club 150 (15x.x) Youtube Future Build: 1x 15" T3 TSNS 2x Sundown Audio SAZ3000d Parellel strapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datbenz Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 This also works. when she calls get another girl to answer the phone. it don't matter who it is, and flirt with the girl who is talking on the phone like " heyy give me that back" but in a laughing matter. As long as she can hear both of you sounding like your having a good time.That would piss me the :censored: off. brilliant bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyBoy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 just straight up jizz in her thats the dumbest advice ever when you want someone to leave you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryde2idie Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) just crank up the bass everytime she calls you and be like the volume button is stuck can i call you back later, then shell stop calling. but if she ever sees you at like a store and yells your name just ignore her, then if she messages u on myspace about how your an asshole caus u ignore her just be like awh yea i forgot to tell you i went deaf because of that damn volume button kept getting stuck. then shell be all sad caus she yelled at a deaf guy. now see my friend thats a bulletproof plan right there. or if you wanna skip all that jus tell her to eat a dick and stop false advertising caus i mean your prolly never gonna see her again. Edited January 8, 2009 by ryde2idie Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacomabanga1986 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 pics of said girl? Quote here's a link to my system 99 toyota tacoma , 2 mtx 8000 1504's in a sealed downfire , 1000w memphis amp here's a link to my other system my 90 geo prizm test car heres a thread i got of new songs u can dl that are legal = Some Good Bangage/you Can Dl These Free And Legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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