JPM75 Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Okay, I am a manager at a local Tire lube and Express, me and a technician were looking for the locking lug nut tool, when we found a giant ass fleshy pink dildo, Right under the driver seat... He reached down and just got this fucking funny as hell look on his face, pulled his hand back out and was like, "Dude there is a big ass dildo under her seat... " I burst into laughter as he runs to the bathroom to wash his hands..This was a big ole girl too nothing attractive about her!! I mean like 280 lbs and 5'10... *cries* That's funny!!! I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard! Man....talk about a Amazon woman....DAMN!!! Quote "loud 'cause its clipped like a 7yr olds buzz cut" -Decaf "unfortunately i'm still tuned high as Giraffe pussy" -Twistedchild420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raytard Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 i found a bottle of bbq sauce from about 97 when i got my car, it used to be my grandmas and she went grocery shopping and it managed to fal in the spare tire well somehow but between detailing cars (reposessed, many drug/crime related) and stereos, i've found my share of animals, drugs, parephenalia, used condoms, dirty diapers, etc i think the weirdest thing was in a car from a drug bust that was siezed and being detailed to sell at auction, a keyboard for controlling/debugging/programming cablevision cableboxes. it was sooooooo cool, i never saw one before or since. Quote Build: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...hl=avalon+build monster/rockford/kicker/stinger cables, pioneer source, jbl highs/amps, kinetik/shuriken batts, iraggi alt, dei security, dc subs(atleast for now) Team DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Train Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Idk if this count but a while back when i still had a girlfriend she was helping me clean my 4 runner, and she found a pair of pink n purple thongs crammed between the back seat coushions, that was embarrassing Quote 1997 4 Runner Alpine CDA-9886 4 Fi Audio X Series 12's 1 Crunch GP3000D Pro DC Power Inc. Alternator(Kickin out 15+ volts!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPM75 Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Idk if this count but a while back when i still had a girlfriend she was helping me clean my 4 runner, and she found a pair of pink n purple thongs crammed between the back seat coushions, that was embarrassing Gotta love it when that happens! LOL :shot: Quote "loud 'cause its clipped like a 7yr olds buzz cut" -Decaf "unfortunately i'm still tuned high as Giraffe pussy" -Twistedchild420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Idk if this count but a while back when i still had a girlfriend she was helping me clean my 4 runner, and she found a pair of pink n purple thongs crammed between the back seat coushions, that was embarrassing Oh lordy I knew you was a crossdresser Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wL<3bass Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Oh lordy I knew you was a crossdresser lol you know you like it.... :01nocomment8so: Quote Vehicle: 1997 S10 Blazer 4dr 4X4 Exterior: Rear End Bagged, Black Grill, Lifted 2" Amplifiers: Rockford Fosgate T8004 & T10001bd Batteries: 2 Stinger SPV35, Kinetik HC2400 Electrical: Big 3, DC Power 290amp Alternator w/ MLA at 15.5v Enclosure: 4.2 ft³ @ 33Hz 84sq.in. of port (20sq.in. per cube) Headunit: Eclipse CD3200 w/ 80G iPod Mids/Highs: Rockford T152s (a-pillars), Rockford T162s (doors) Subwoofers: 1 15" Fi BL Fully Loaded Wire: All 1/0g Kicker Hyperflex My YouTube Videos My Fiberglass A-Pillar Build My "Seamless" Looking Box Build My DD1508 T-Line Bandpass Build "Seamless" w/ Acrylic Windows (for '05 TrailBlazer) My Stealth 8" Fiberglass Build (for '05 TrailBlazer) My Build For A Friend's '08 Cobalt 15" BL Sealed Off From The Trunk My feedback/references... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 lol you know you like it.... :01nocomment8so: thats all i can imagine right now..... Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Train Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 haha they werent mine, they were her sisters Quote 1997 4 Runner Alpine CDA-9886 4 Fi Audio X Series 12's 1 Crunch GP3000D Pro DC Power Inc. Alternator(Kickin out 15+ volts!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPM75 Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 haha they werent mine, they were her sisters Quote "loud 'cause its clipped like a 7yr olds buzz cut" -Decaf "unfortunately i'm still tuned high as Giraffe pussy" -Twistedchild420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99vic Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 thats all i can imagine right now..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: haha they werent mine, they were her sisters Quote REST IN PARADISE BIG RICH (Sqmonte) never forgotten Why do you guys ALWAYS dispute on NUMBERS????? It's such a played out argument, so fucking annoying.... It's 12 fuckin 15's.... It's louder than you... Shut the fuck up... /Rant I'm so jealous, it makes me want to club baby seals. That shit gets down HARD!dont buy from knowledge he will scam you. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/30995-official-knowledge-feedback/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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