mrwigglezdj Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?' To which the man matter-of-fact replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'' Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, ' Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.' Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........' Quote Americas loudest work van2006 iasca heavyweight bassboxing champion at 150.4 db with 60second average TL8 memphis PR15s,12 memphis PR6.5's coax,4 memphis PR 1inch tweets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fischy fisch Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 nice very nice :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote lol. but i haven't and i don't plan on it. plus i'd probably miss and hit her belly button or her ear or something. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98HOEONSIXEZ Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 LOL classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleitaly1990 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 haha good shit. Quote A vitrolic, megalomaniacal sadistic psychopath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddlydudly8989 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 that was a good one ahahaha!!!!! ill have to remeber that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 hahahahahaha Quote J.A.M AUDIO Owner North Texas Authorized DC Sound Lab Dealers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MileSwimmer4444 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 haha nice Quote 4 - 15 Sundown Z v.2 @ 35Hz 2 - AP3000D 2 - RF Power Punch 6.5 Comps 2 - RF Power Power 1 - Kinetic KHC2000 3 - Kinetic KHC2400 Iraggi 300A Knu Wiring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myveryown07 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirill007 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Already heared him a few times, but i keep forgettin it. Still as funny as the first time i've heared it. Quote Thinking is the root of all problems... You ALWAYS get what you pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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