chewie Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 lol read these and figured id share This is how fights start with your wife > > One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. > When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" > And that's how the fight started..... > ****************************** > My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the tv?" > I replied "Dust". > And that's how the fight started..... > ****************************** > A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. > She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' > And that's how the fight started..... > ****************************** > My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming > anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. > And that's how the fight started..... > ****************************** > I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' > It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. > 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. > So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' > And that's how the fight started.... > ***************************** > My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' > 'No,' she answered. > I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' > She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' > So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' > And that's how the fight started.... > ***************************** > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. > And that's how the fight started..... > ***************************** > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' > He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' > 'Nah, she can order for herself.' > And that's how the fight started.... Quote 91 dodge colt gt.. 4 custom t600 15s audioque 3500d.1 tuned to 25 hz... stay tuned. blazer stroker 15 brutus bxi2006d terrible voltage drop 145.4@38HZ... SEALED LEGAL Aim: chewieft09 www.t3audio.com carpe diez nuts !! my house is louder than your car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 i heard these before. funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampsonite Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 lol Quote --Sampson 816-591-6592 www.kcrimshop.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossfireExpedition Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 too funny Quote Pioneer DEH-80PRS Pioneer Mids & Highs JL Audio 500/5 Hertz ES 300.5 SecondSkinAudi0 OPTIMA Stinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanes_disciple Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 LOL mad cow LOL! Quote Kenwood Excelon KDX-693 Head Unit Kinetik HC600 Powerbass 6.75's in front doors Powerbass 6.75's in rear deck Powerbass 1000.1D Powerbass 400.4 2 SA-12 inch Sundown Audio Subs 0 gauge Power Wire and Big 3 Custom Amp Rack Code Alarm with remote start Stinger Digital Volt Meter My build log http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/51869-1996-chevy-blazer-build/ My youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/kanesdisciple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
97SSBlazer Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 "I'd like to phone a friend" Quote lower tuning is just hard. I was surprised how loud 145 sounds at 35hz, and how quiet 145 sounds at 50hz. -= 2005 Tahoe LT =-Head unit: Pioneer AVH-X5500BHSSource: iPad Mini in dash Subs: 2 T1 12's Sub Amp: T1500-1bdCPWire: Rockford Fosgate 1/0 awgSignal Cable: MonsterFronts:Stock Bose for now:)Rears: Stock Bose for now:)MIds/High amp: Stock Bose for now:) 2005 Tahoe Build Log: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/172529-2005-tahoe-my-17th-vehicle/ 2001 Monte Build Log: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/160030-2001-monte-carlo-my-16th-car-lol/page-2#entry25309381997 Tahoe Build Log: http://www.stevemead...oe-6-15-rf-15s/2001 Impala Build Log: http://www.stevemead...katzkin-inside/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentb Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 good one Quote New System 2 10" Fi SSD, Sundown 1500d Build I build and design enclosures(cheap price), PM ME Kicker L7 Navigator(plexiglass, fiberglass, aeroport) Build BTL 18" Escalade(plexiglass, battery tray) Build http://www.kentbaudio.com Old System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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