My "Crappy" day at work....Literally.

[PUNKYOU007]

Yeah, little kids shit seems to be more concentrated. Old people shit though... that stuff is just sour and tangy and the worst.

oh man thats bad, those are tastes not smells :01nocomment8so: :01nocomment8so:

[magnumxlwa11]

Okay, I work at a grocery store as a grocery clerk, meaning i stock shelves and condition the store up.

But today, I experienced something I never thought I would have to experience in my life.

My manager got a call from someone at customer service to go clean something up in the woman's bathroom.

I thought maybe like some piss on the floor or some other women shit.

But When I was heading in there I get a notice from the lady at customer service saying I should wear gloves,

I ask why and she responds with, "it's a girl's panties". I'm like what the fuck, I'm not even the janitor and i'm cleaning up some chicks britches.

So I get some gloves and head in for my dirty deed.

I yell, "hello, is anyone in there", to make sure I don't scare any ladies and then I head in after no response.

I look in the first stall, no panties, second stall, no panties, and then I open up the third stall I look down and see this pair of white underwear with a shit stain on it. I'm like okay, not too bad, so I reach down and pick it up and i'm like what the fuck, this is heavy! I Look down and there is a huge freaking turd in it, not just a little shard or a stain, a huge turd that looks like it came out of the ass of bigfoot himself.

I ran over to the trash can and threw that thing in there.

I walked out of the restroom and felt like I was going to throw up.

It is by far the nastiest thing I've seen in my life and i'm very scared to do any more cleanups in the women's bathroom.

I Had no idea that there were people out there that would seriously take a shit in there pants and just leave their underwear there.

I knew women did some seriously screwed up things in the bathroom but I think this is way out of line. lololol

wtf wtf wtff WTF!! man.. i think i just died a little bit on the inside..

[Gotloud555]

Haha! THat happens at Wal-mart store near to me. Someone took a huge Sh*t in the changing room. It was nasty as hell when you open the door.

[amazinblazin10]

damn, this sounds like a SHITTY situation lol, i've never had to clean up shit but it happens at my work every now and then.

[z_ro]

when i used to work at academy we had a customer take a shit so big i swear it made a coke can look small.

I could NOT comprehend how something that big could come out of a human.

Well the managers obviously were not gonna clean it up so they had 5 of us decide who was going to.

We all paper rock scissored and luckily i was first out. The guy who did it had to put several gloves on and then wrapped his arm with a big garbage bag and had to mash it up with his hands so it could flush...

I NEVER heard anyone gag so loud or so much in my life.

Just so you know we did not have any toilet brushes in the store and he broke two rulers trying to break it up.

Most disgusting thing ever.

[LOOKINFORSPL?]

Okay, I work at a grocery store as a grocery clerk, meaning i stock shelves and condition the store up.

But today, I experienced something I never thought I would have to experience in my life.

My manager got a call from someone at customer service to go clean something up in the woman's bathroom.

I thought maybe like some piss on the floor or some other women shit.

But When I was heading in there I get a notice from the lady at customer service saying I should wear gloves,

I ask why and she responds with, "it's a girl's panties". I'm like what the fuck, I'm not even the janitor and i'm cleaning up some chicks britches.

So I get some gloves and head in for my dirty deed.

I yell, "hello, is anyone in there", to make sure I don't scare any ladies and then I head in after no response.

I look in the first stall, no panties, second stall, no panties, and then I open up the third stall I look down and see this pair of white underwear with a shit stain on it. I'm like okay, not too bad, so I reach down and pick it up and i'm like what the fuck, this is heavy! I Look down and there is a huge freaking turd in it, not just a little shard or a stain, a huge turd that looks like it came out of the ass of bigfoot himself.

I ran over to the trash can and threw that thing in there.

I walked out of the restroom and felt like I was going to throw up.

It is by far the nastiest thing I've seen in my life and i'm very scared to do any more cleanups in the women's bathroom.

I Had no idea that there were people out there that would seriously take a shit in there pants and just leave their underwear there.

I knew women did some seriously screwed up things in the bathroom but I think this is way out of line. lololol

I need a new job, one with this much adventure, that bitch is probably reading this forum laughing her ass off. is the pay worth the shit you deal with???lmaoftw

[eliassami5]

HAha ur complaining about that??

I work at a grocery store also as a courtesy clerk and one time this husky Asian man comes running up to me in a hurry and asks me where the bathroom was, i pointed him in the direction and he ran there with one hand on his ass.

Not 10 min later i hear some complaints about the womens bathroom needing cleaning and whatnot but i brush it off cuz ppl always complain about the littlest things. At the time i didnt put two and two together cuz ppl were complaining about the womens bathroom and not the mens, which is where i thought the Asian man ran into.

5 min later my manager comes up to me and quietly tells me that theres a clean up in the womens bathroom..im like ok..is it bad? He nods his head and walks away.

So i go in there to take a look.........and im fucking HORRIFIED. This Asian man must have pulled his pants down..turned around...and FUCKING EXPLODED. There was shit all over the walls up to about 4 feet, shit all over the bottom of the toilet..shit BEHIND the fucking toilet, shit on the floor, shit on the sink, but there was NO shit in the fucking toilet itself!! I was like...WHAT THE HELL! i walked out gagging and all the produce guys were laughing their asses off (the public toilets are in the back room where all the produce prepping gets done). I was pissed but i had to clean it up, so i came back with a face mask...disinfecting spray in one hand, and Lysol air sanitizer in the other..i sprayed that whole damn bathroom down.

I was scard for life..

[Decaf]

curveball being thrown

honestly im so used to baby chit of all kinds and smells i doubt it would really do much to see it in the bathroom

try seeing a crotch full of it from back to belly button, lol

blood is blood, chit is chit... plug ur nose and move to the left

[Dan208]

honestly im so used to baby chit of all kinds and smells i doubt it would really do much to see it in the bathroom

try seeing a crotch full of it from back to belly button, lol

Yep, been there, done that. I don't usually have a weak stomach, but my daughter has had some shits that have damn near made me projectile vomit.

[Blazerslapp]

Yep, been there, done that. I don't usually have a weak stomach, but my daughter has had some shits that have damn near made me projectile vomit.

/agreed

to the other people that is some nasty chit

funny tho gave me a good laugh rofl