newls1 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 First and foremost, I try my best to stay out of all the DRAMA that happens in the EMS field, AND THERE IS A TON OF IT! Working as an EMT is like being in a soap opera, cause your surrounded by drama and bad acting! This might be a long post, so a small warning there: My day starts off with a phone call in the office before shift started, and it was a THIRD RIDER (A third rider is a student in EMT school, doing practice field work to meet school requirments) On the phone was a third rider that couldnt find our station, so I talked her to the front door. I told our dispatcher that since she sounded pretty hot on the phone, I want her on my truck today (12hr shift).... Well, I get a knock on our stations front door, and there she is........FUCKING 3 TON TESSEY WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE HERPES ALL OVER HER MOUTH, AND FAT GIBLETS HANGING OFF NEAR HER F.U.P. AREA!! I said to myself, of course! only makes sense.... :01nocomment8so: ... So anyways, my partner, and I load up our ambulance with supplies, etc..... and the whole time 3 ton tessey is asking stupid ass non work related question, and wont stop asking "WHY!!!" after EVERYTHING! I tried my best along with my partner to be nice to her, but she was so fucking rude all day long. I purposely left her @ a hospital, but she called our dispatch center, and said she got left behind, so our dispatcher (Lori) calls my cell phone, laughing like a mother fucker, and asked for us to please pick her back up. I swing us around to get her, and she is sitting ambulance entrance curb side, EATING TACOS FROM THE HOSPITALS CAFETERIA! WTF!!!! Long story short, after our shift was over my medic filled out her paper work and gave her all "OK" marks (Really doesn't make any sense to fail her, as she wont pass school with this attitude anyways!) and she backs out of her parking space and FUCKING WHALES OUR DISPATCHERS JEEP WRANGLER!!!!!! I MEAN 3 TON TESSEY'S REAR BUMPER GOT RIPPED OFF, ALL SORTS OF PLASTIC IS ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM HER CAR, WHILE MY DISPATCHERS JEEP HAS A FAIRLY LARGE DENT ON HER DRIVERS DOOR, AND SCRATCHES ALL OVER.... 3 TON TESSY decided to drive OFF!!! I said screaming, "HOLY SHIT, 3 ton tessey just fucked up" We get on the phone with our local PD, and PD shows up in I SWEAR in under 1 minute (Dont fuck with the counties only ambulance company!) I describe 3 ton tessey to the sheriff, and her car, and he comes back in 5 or so minutes, with the fat bitch in cuffs.... She said she didnt know she hit a parked car, and that if she was proven that she hit it, she would pay for damages .WTF is wrong with this bitch guys??????? I mean, WTF!!! Anyway, my dispatcher (Who is pretty damn good looking, and has an attitude that she knew wouldn't get her anywhere with this issue, was very calm and collected, and all charges were filled against 3 ton tessey, and all should end up ok in the end. 3 Ton TESSEY got hauled off for leaving the scene of an accident, and lying to a cop, etc..... DAMN FINE WAY TO END A LONG DAY!!!! WELCOME TO THE EMS FIELD FELLAS!!!! Quote I love my staffie So anti FACEBOOK it isn't even funny
Sanitarium Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Cool story bro Quote
Gingeriffik Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 Good one, perfet start to the day. Next time, wait for the visual confirmation! Quote <>< Collosians 2:13-14, Philippians 4:13, 1 John 4:7-10 2 - JBL W15Gti 2 - JBL BP1200.1 Knu 1/0 Wiring Kenwood KIV-BT901 Kenwood/Garmin Nav.
Nova Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 Shoulda hit it...................... :rofl: Quote stop making sense you'll kill the argument. Earth, you feel me? You aren't loud enough to be felt.
Sanitarium Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 Shoulda hit it...................... :rofl: why, she already hit it! Quote
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Mellow18 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) voices can fool you !!! but that was pretty damn funny,and retarded on her part Edited February 12, 2010 by Mellow18 Quote 2001 Black Monte Carlo SS chrome 20'' (1) Alpine i-9881 deck-ipod- (2) DC lvl 4XL 18''s-Walled- (1) DAT Hellfire - 2500.1-fused- (1) D3400 XS Power battery-fused- (2) CDT 6.5 comp (X) pioneer 6x9 set (1) RF T-400.4 (1) DC POWER ALT INSTALLED BY ROB FTW,Big3 (1) Viper 5901 Alarm + killer yorkies and chihuahas [EdgarCervantes] 4:31 pm: im in my room and out of nowere i hear bass im like oh shit sombody has bass in this city, i look out the window and its my mom bumping Gorilla Zoe
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newls1 Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Posted February 12, 2010 newls got one pulled over by the phone sex operator voice YUP YUP, cant tell you how many times that has happened, the uglier they sound on the phone, the hotter they must be I guess. Quote I love my staffie So anti FACEBOOK it isn't even funny
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