memphis_finest1 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 So im sitting at home watching Harry potter ( the new one dont hate ) and my brother come running in and is like theres some dude out here trying to catch a possum with a bag , :nOTE TO SELF this is the shit that American funniest home videos are made of ) So i get up and no sooner then i do the damn thing runs in the house !!! My brother starts running around like a little biznitch !!! And i close the door i tell my son to go into my room 10 mins later i find it and take a baseball (Americas fav past time bat to its head ) put it in a bag and throw it in the dumper out side , Now i could have just opened the door and let the thing out BUT............. Possums are dirty filty vile little monsters it had to die , Talk about one crazy summer so folks what would YOU have done ? Quote ALLAH's the most gracious, he made the universe the most spaciousSeen and heard in all places, but still appear facelessEmbraces all races, all caste and all casesIn every spec of life he's the substance of all traces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURRITO Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 well! @ the begining of summer... i was inside playing some madden 2k7 with my boy, when suddenly my dogs were going nutz. i ran outside to see what was the matter, and i see that mydogs have a possum (bigger than my biggest dog) cornered in my back yard. so i run in the house, throw a couple of shells in the shotty and run back outside... like my boy M-finest1 said these things are "dirty filthy vile little monsters, it had to die" so realizing that i live in a suburban neighborhood i reallize that blasting this thing wouldnt be very smart... so i run back inside and grab my kids BB gun. i shoot the thing like 5 times, and it didnt even phase him! so now im p/u rocks and throwing them @ him... he gets startled and starts running around the back yard again it was the funniest thing watching my dogs chase this monster around the yard. my yard is seperated into 2 sections, so now i have the whole thing opened up so my dogs can get this thing. after about a good 10-15 mins... in a single bound the Possum jumps over my fence (6 foot fence) my older dog "Spocket" (Queensland Heeler) runs jumps up on his dog house and then over the fence... he snagged that thing in mid air ftw! not wanting my dog to get any diseases my pitbull and i run around, but by the time i get there my 2 dogs were allready playing tug o war with the lil bastage. Talk about one crazy summer so folks what would YOU have done? Quote Barretto MotorsportsTeam RFCTeam CHMTeam SMD "Blow Sand"Live Your Life Without Boundaries... http://www.jeffbarretto.acnrep.com/d_oppor...A=US_EN&BW= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaxfire69 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I would have caught the Possum, cleaned the Possum and ate the Possum..Possum is good...Yall outta try it...!!! Not Just kiding..I saw a Possum run out of a Dead, Swolen Cow's ass one day...True Story..Buddy ran up to the cow and kicked it and a Possum ran out its rear.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 well i was painting my gmothers spare bed-room and they are real religious..like pastor and first lady...and some family has died in that house who are also real religious...well i had my friend who is atheist help me....out the corner of my eye i see the handle of the bucket move to the other side...i was like travis ( smoke&toke audio) did you just see that!!! hes like yea and then i realize its a good 2-3 ft between us on both sides......i think those ghost didnt like he was atheist and tried to scare him... Quote MMM BASS OATS..ITS WHAT I HAVE FOR BREAKFAST 2 AudioQue HDC3 18'' subs Rockford Fosgate T1 6.5 mids MMATS 2000.05 XS Power D1200 Knukonceptz 1/0 Pioneer Premier DEH-P490iB " Shit I can roll a blunt better than those bitches in Havana!"- Uncle Elroy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FI_Aaron Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 SURE^^ Quote Lets Go Ski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 SURE^^ YO! we are not here to talk smack on others stories; if you have one to share... great! If not we dont need a bunch of people calling each other liars here. KEEP IT FRIENDLY and just read them and tell one if you have it. Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NordicDude Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Well, this summer i was at the annual festival here in "town". And every year i get wasted and do foolish things. But this time i didnt just get wasted. Well i ended up finding a good looking chick and slightly hooking up with her. And then i dont remember smack. I was told by my mother that i had gotten an alcohol poisoning and when she came into the room i was choking on my own puke. And hadnt she found me like that i probably whouldnt be sitting here writing to you this day, kinda funny to think about. And this is NO joke. Quote Hertz - Pioneer - Zealum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonw30 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I would have caught the Possum, cleaned the Possum and ate the Possum..Possum is good...Yall outta try it...!!! Not Just kiding..I saw a Possum run out of a Dead, Swolen Cow's ass one day...True Story..Buddy ran up to the cow and kicked it and a Possum ran out its rear.. first off,I AIN'T EATING POSSUM...about the cow's ass...now thats f#cking funny!!!LMAO Quote 2002 nissan frontier crewcab eclipse cd2000 mb quart prem's fr&rear rf p4004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FI_Aaron Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 YO! we are not here to talk smack on others stories; if you have one to share... great! If not we dont need a bunch of people calling each other liars here. KEEP IT FRIENDLY and just read them and tell one if you have it. geez...didnt mean anything by it...i understand where your coming from...Gotcha.thumbs up Quote Lets Go Ski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 geez...didnt mean anything by it...i understand where your coming from...Gotcha.thumbs up sure^^ jk not trying to start anything Quote MMM BASS OATS..ITS WHAT I HAVE FOR BREAKFAST 2 AudioQue HDC3 18'' subs Rockford Fosgate T1 6.5 mids MMATS 2000.05 XS Power D1200 Knukonceptz 1/0 Pioneer Premier DEH-P490iB " Shit I can roll a blunt better than those bitches in Havana!"- Uncle Elroy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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