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Ok so I'm testing out the Asus Transformer Prime that my job brought and besides the touchscreen keyboard I really like this thing a lot. Its a lot faster than the iPod we've got and it connected to my WiFi without an issue. I might be getting this sooner than I expected.

Chesna McDonald Happy Birthday Big Sis

Bird is down I repeat bird is now down. In an hours time we will be ready to eat.

It is now time for me to awake from my slumber. I've got a bird that I have to dry, season, talk nasty too, then deep fry that son a mu bitch in about three gallons of hot ass peanut oil. Oh the joys of Thanksgiving.

My apple brine is almost done for the turkey to sleep in over night. Have to get her ready for the fryer in the morning.

Yay the director of IT says I can go home. Yes!

Good morning everyone!

So since all the stuff I post in my status updates are true and should be taken seriously, I wanted to let you all know that I'm taking a shit right now at work. Its hard work taking a shit at work, but what can I say, shit has to get done.

I suffer from a condition called sexsomnia. And before someone makes a joke about it, I'm very very serious.

This is the kind of email response you get when you back out of a shitty fantasy football trade:"It's Sunday morning and I guess you really didn't keep our agreement as you indicated. I've been playing fantasy football for over 20 years in multiple leagues and have never heard of someone not keeping their trade agreement ever before especially when agreed upon with an approval such as "WOW - I'll do it"!! Now that I'm not on Ameren's OCS, I guess I can say what I really wanted to say by tr...

I'm not feeling good at all today.

So I kept my word and didn't watch the game, so who fucking won??????

Last night I went to sleep the cards were loosing like 7 to 4. I said I couldn't watch the lost. So it was a true shocker for me to see that on ESPN the cards pulled out one of the greatest comebacks in World Series history by beating the Rangers 10 to 9 in the 11th. I can't watch tonight's game at all. I watched both games 4 and 5 and the Cards lost. So go cards and good luck.

Man that had me dying at work.

Debating between the following. Apple Ipad2 ( I know I know my hatred for Apple is uncanny however they're products are simple to use and I even hate to admit it reliable), vs Asus EEE Pad Transformer, vs Lenovo IdeaPad, vs Samsung Galaxy II.

Well I can't truly fault Romo for this blunder. That goes to the defense that couldn't make a stop when we needed it the most.

Looks like the NFC West is going through the Bay Area. They just KOed the Lions at home.

These past two hours oh my god. LOL I see that me and my lawyer will have to have a serious in depth conversation.

First night on call again and it was already a rough one. 3 hours of OT in the books so far.

Going to bed hopefully tomorrow is a better day.

Wow talk about pulling a fucking rabbit out of the hat, or in this case my ass. I just won this week in my league all because the Raven's and Jet's defenses decided to play both defense and offense tonight. Joe Flacco, Shawn Greene, and Troy Smith combined for a grand fantasy total of 8 points.

Man I'm so fucking tired of this on again off again performance from Tony Romo. This bastard gave Detroit 17 points by himself. Thank you faggot!

Just when I think I've finally got things under control a new monkey comes in to throw his fucking wrench at me. SMH!

I told folks to watch out for Buffalo. They are about to take out New England, and the Lion's aren't kidding around either.