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Holy fuck Bear's fans. Y'all just gave up 3 touchdowns in less than 50 seconds. I mean the Patriots are good, but your fucking Bears are making them look unstoppable.

Thank you to everyone that it over last night. It made me feel better.

Finally

He had to give her easter kisses.

Anyone know where I can buy some really big tires at? I need some 295/30/26r size tires? I have some 305/30/26r that are brand new with the stickers still on them that I can trade in to reduce the cost of the smaller tires.

Oh my its almost time for the great new year facebook purge. I wonder who will and won't make the cut.

To my jennings folks. You know its sad when you run into Kevin Liedell and he's still lying. I mean its sorta sad yet still funny at the same time.

Had a blast tonight with you Christa and company. And that beer does have a bit of a kick to it.

In my monday kick ass mode

As of 5/3/2012 I was officially granted my divorce. On 6/3/2012 that order will be final and this terrible chapter of my life closed.

Yeah I'm still up and can't sleep. My stomach hurts and I've been throwing up. I may have to call into work tomorrow if I can't get no rest.

I truly know what its like to be in home yet still be homeless. Its like winning the lottery then the state takes it away for back taxes. Shit just don't feel right.

Time for work.

This was by far one of the shittiest emotional days I've had to deal with.

Hell yeah getting called to handle a rouge server at work right before I was about to go try and catch an early movie. Fun fun times while being on-call.

Laughing my ass off at my older brother and the shit he says online.

I'm tired and sleepy. I think today I'm going straight home after work.

Ok so I'm testing out the Asus Transformer Prime that my job brought and besides the touchscreen keyboard I really like this thing a lot. Its a lot faster than the iPod we've got and it connected to my WiFi without an issue. I might be getting this sooner than I expected.

Chesna McDonald Happy Birthday Big Sis

Bird is down I repeat bird is now down. In an hours time we will be ready to eat.

It is now time for me to awake from my slumber. I've got a bird that I have to dry, season, talk nasty too, then deep fry that son a mu bitch in about three gallons of hot ass peanut oil. Oh the joys of Thanksgiving.

My apple brine is almost done for the turkey to sleep in over night. Have to get her ready for the fryer in the morning.

Yay the director of IT says I can go home. Yes!

Good morning everyone!

So since all the stuff I post in my status updates are true and should be taken seriously, I wanted to let you all know that I'm taking a shit right now at work. Its hard work taking a shit at work, but what can I say, shit has to get done.