so the kid was 16 or 17...which would usually mean high school.
i was in middle school when i knew all i had to know about sex.
How the FUCK does drinking mountain dew have anything to do with sex?
I've never heard of a OB-GYN saying "Well the effective birth controls are the pill, the shot, the patch, condoms, abstinence and of course, Mountain Dew."
I swear kids these days are fucking retarded.