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Omg lol "hide and seek world champion 2001-2011"

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I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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Omg lol "hide and seek world champion 2001-2011"

x2 i LOLd something fierce when i seen that. shit is funny as hell

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BREAKING NEWS.....All mini-marts, convenient stores, hotels and 7-11's will be closed this week due to death in family

it's funny because it's racist!

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NO Racist jokes...

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