Who am I ?

[korey_hofer]

that you know of

[Louisiana Bass]

Eh, he didn't kill bin Ladin either, but looks whose taking the credit

[Quiet]

true

[JEMT8]

Meh. it was all similar until towards the end where it became accusations over fact. But with over 7 billion people in the world alive right now and god knows how many dead, there are bound to be people with similar life stories as you out there dead or alive and some of them are probably unsavory characters.

[Tek]

I was born in one country, raised in another.

not Obama

No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth

certificate.

one was released

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to

Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I

practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in

the public eye under scrutiny.

doesn't sound like Obama to me

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...

Hitler's campaign first focused on the hyperinflation throughout Germany

I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every

opportunity to bash my country.

bash the country itself, or the way it was handled?

I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could

do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.

Obama never had that plan- Franklin Roosevelt did, however.

[Namosh]

It is a joke, not an authorized biography. But I wouldn't expect a lib to have any sense of humor. I'm gonna post a video about your messiah here in a minute....let's see if you can pick through it and try and defend him against his own words.

[jmilch]

I was born in one country, raised in another.

My father was born in another country.

I was not his only child.

He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed

no interest in me.

My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me,

I later wrote a book idolizing my father not my mother.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy.

No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth

certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to

Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I

practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in

the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young

adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious

about my life and embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.

It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had

difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then, with

help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate

for national office in my 40s.

They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone

into anything.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no

experience in leading a single organization.

Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to

me, as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.

This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...

I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every

opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were

my views on the country's economy.

I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could

do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.

It was the free market, banks and corporations.

I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of

others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign".

That sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from

outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain

widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change

our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were

on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted

minorities".

My true views were not widely known and I kept them

unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out

what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined

those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't.

Then I became the most powerful man in the world.

And then world learned the truth.

Who am I?

The answer is Adolf Hitler.....who did you think I was talking about???

Fail thread of the day.

[Tek]

It is a joke, not an authorized biography. But I wouldn't expect a lib to have any sense of humor. I'm gonna post a video about your messiah here in a minute....let's see if you can pick through it and try and defend him against his own words.

Who is my messiah? I am sorry for defending the president of the United States who is constantly being compared to Hitler and the Anti-Christ. The man who people say isn't an American. If that is your idea of a sense of humor, than you are the one with the problem, not me. Also, please note that I am not an Obama lover- just somebody with common sense as well as an individual who has been hearing these same jokes over and over since 2008.

*EDIT*

And I watched the video you posted as well. Perhaps the idiocy of the past president slipped your mind, whose mistakes were not only related to his charisma charisma, but also into a misled war which killed thousands of our soldiers. (and yes I will generalize you as a Dubya Lover since you stated that Obama is my "messiah"). My point is this: every president will make countless mistakes on camera REGARDLESS of his political affiliation (i.e. Democrat, Republican)- it's expected. when you are the most powerful man in the world, you are under a great deal of pressure (as hard as that may be to believe). I honestly could not tell the point of that video at all, but it it is meant to portray Obama as being plain stupid, I suggest you look into his educational history. he graduated from Harvard at the top of his class with a degree in Constitutional Law, which he later taught at the University of Chicago.

Edited June 20, 2011 by Tek

[Namosh]

The video has nothing to do with Bush. It is about the media's obsession with Palin and the horrible things they say constantly about her but seem to not notice Obama's mistakes....seems like the sitting president should be under a bit more scrutiny than an ex-governor.