Namosh Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer. Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book idolizing my father not my mother. Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy. No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate. I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny. I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them. That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career. I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child. I became active in local politics in my 30's then, with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me, as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks. I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego. At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy... I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every opportunity to bash my country. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free. I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks and corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight. I called mine "A People's Campaign". That sounded good to all people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world. So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities". My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader. I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And then world learned the truth. Who am I? The answer is Adolf Hitler.....who did you think I was talking about??? Quote My Ram Quad Cab Blow-through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkahns51 Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Is this one of those tricks to make us think you were talking about Obama? fail.. very fail... Quote **Clicky>>My 2009 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport Buildlog<<Clicky** I'm messing up 98% of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisiana Bass Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Ahhhhhhh, icwatudidther! Quote N8. No homo...unless you want there to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlosg_313 Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Ahhhhhhh, icwatudidther! x2. lol Quote How do the Japanese feel about bass?You know that since 03/11/11 Progene? I just saw that stuff on CNN. They said it makes your junk shrink all up. lol.im pretty sure the op wont even notice if it gets even smaller. Refs - Pstone11, porksoda, coleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkahns51 Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Quote **Clicky>>My 2009 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport Buildlog<<Clicky** I'm messing up 98% of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winn Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Talked ignorant for all the minoritys Quote You know how you avoid that? Man the fuck up and bang her best friend sister mom cousin worst enemy and never look back. JUST SAY ANTI-AUDIOPIPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercharged DCs Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Obama came to mind, but knew it would end with a twist. Didn't think about Hitler though. Quote Bassless once again. Can't seem to keep a system for more than a few weeks Saving for a '06 Nissan 350z, look for build around June 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korey_hofer Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Is this one of those tricks to make us think you were talking about Obama? fail.. very fail... it was close until he go to the ''most powerful man in the world" thing cause obama is def not Quote previously known as wenn_du_weinst aka fucking internet coward supreme. I talk shit on other forums like a little bitch and hope i don't get caught out on the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winn Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 Hitler. Is a distant friend hung out at a car show a while back Quote You know how you avoid that? Man the fuck up and bang her best friend sister mom cousin worst enemy and never look back. JUST SAY ANTI-AUDIOPIPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) amazing similarities. I also knew there was gonna be a twist to it, though. EDIT: well, except for the killing Jews part. Obama didn't kill jews. Edited June 7, 2011 by srp365 Quote 2007 Pacifica Rebuild. Less quiet. Still not loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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