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Why does my own gas smell.......ok. ...But someone else's will make me wanna gag?


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and more importanly, has anyone here played an MP3 of a fart through their system just for the hell of it?

i have actually....... one of those low tone rumbling baked bean farts did really well on the meter....

are you serious? or are you just shittin me? no pun intended. napster has several cd's with farts, the bad thing is there are at least 20 different types of fart. go figure.

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Well you wouldn't want me around ya when I have gas I used to be vile then when I had my gall blader taken out my farts whent to a whole new toxic level I truly believe they could be used as a weapon of mass destruction I don't even like smelling them

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Well you wouldn't want me around ya when I have gas I used to be vile then when I had my gall blader taken out my farts whent to a whole new toxic level I truly believe they could be used as a weapon of mass destruction I don't even like smelling them

whoa, looks like we need to get you in on the new top secret chemical weapon military project call the F.latulant A.irborne R.esponse T.eam

notice how that also spells F.A.R.T

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I used to be the same way. Until one day, I let one go that made myself gag. I have no idea what died inside my asshole that day, but that day was just horrid.

That also happens to be one of the worst I've ever smelled. I normally can deal with it, but every once in a while, there's one that just burns my nose, and sadly, it was one of my own that time...

I read this in a Morgan Freeman voice and it sounds so funny.

Just imagine him reading it like the shawshank redemption. :lol:

FTW :lol:

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haha I've had that happen, especially when in the shower they smell the worst, probably cuz you're nake so it's immediate lmfao.....I have noticed that the day or two after doing blow my farts are extremely toxic

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They didn't need to send in the seal team to get bin laden I could have taken him and Pakistan out with one fart

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Well you wouldn't want me around ya when I have gas I used to be vile then when I had my gall blader taken out my farts whent to a whole new toxic level I truly believe they could be used as a weapon of mass destruction I don't even like smelling them

whoa, looks like we need to get you in on the new top secret chemical weapon military project call the F.latulant A.irborne R.esponse T.eam

notice how that also spells F.A.R.T

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