EricR Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 fuck uppppppp. durnk just got home i was at this girls house im talkin to. so i got a half fulll botle of grey goose that I drank bitch diednt wanna drink or what. anywyas im at her house with her lesbo friend playing cards and i get txt from my ex that she cant sleep its fuckin 2am and im drunk and this girls actin wierd so i txt her back. so the girel im talkin to goes ehy lemme see your cell so i hand it to her and she hands it back a min or so later. i go you find what your lokin for and she goes yea i was lookin for the pic you took of me a minute ago...BS..whatver. so her lesbo frind goes to bed and we talk like alls good. she walks me to my car and goes oh by the way tell paige that we really are just friends im like oh yea lookin at the pic huh. whateverrr lol. man why do females play games. i hate head games wtf. so now im talkin to this one girl that has a best friend for a lesbo and im meeting my ex tomorrow at the park because she wants to "talkk" then monday my exwife is haveing a barbque that me and the girl im talking to are going to. FUCK im just gonna take a nother few swigs of this bottle of greyh goose and pass out im tired of stressin over females naw mean. peace tha fuck out Quote i was thinking leave the 12 sitting in the box in the hole and duck tape from the bottom of the sub to the bottom of the baffle so the sub doesnt free air. would that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01tahoeman Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 just got back from this place, i had 16 cl and bl cansm so im gonna go ahead and apologize I will never eat fish and chips again, and that is gonna be my new signature, i dont actual eat fish and or the chips Quote Clarion ProAudio VRX755VD Infinity Perfects 6.1-front Infinity Perfects 5.1 -rear Infinity REF7541A 3 Kicker S15L7D2 Kicker ZX1500.1 Kicker ZX750.1 Pair of Memphis tweets ] New Build In The Works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted May 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 hahahah ever notice how it's mostly the same people who drunk post on this thread? damn i love this thread. and i was right...no drinkin tonight it's ok tho. been workin a lot. time to chill. fuck yea bro... but it doesnt mean were alcoholics...it means we like to have a good time!! haha Quote NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 K.... just woke up and Im still tossed from yesterdays canoe trip (3 30 packs) I gotta go back to bed........ lol Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99GPGTX Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 haha do your thing unk i somehow still got up before 6 to go back out on the lake...nap time for me as well Quote Currently: 2015 Evo X WW Forgestar F14 18s --Rally Armour Mudflaps ETS 3.5" FMIC, CAI, Open Dump DownPipe, Test Pipe, Ultimate Racing Catback, BLEVINS TUNE, Fortune Auto 500 Coilovers Build: Crescendo Mezzos x2 Crescendo 800.4, 1500.1 Loaded Fi Q12 Second Skin Pro XS D5100 RF 360.2 Sky High Audio Wiring Need: ALTERNATOR! PREVIOUS 1999 Grand Prix GTX 3.8L S/C-few modsWheels: Ruff Racing 280 19x8.5 Sub: Fully Loaded 12" Fi BTL Amps: Autotek MM3000.1d Sundown SAX-100.4HU/Tweets/mids: Alpine D310 + H701, TBI HDSS tweets, Mpyr audio 65m x4extra sheit: knukonceptz 0, 4, rcas, speaker wire EA 200amp alt HC 2400 TEAM DEADLY HERTZ!! Financial Consultant- Charles Schwab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 yep......that was a long ass day..... but a fun one! Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 fuck yea bro... but it doesnt mean were alcoholics...it means we like to have a good time!! haha damn straight! good times ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) damn...more fun again last night. my lesbian friend told me she'd fuck me if she was straight. i said !! she's fly too. played the most intense game of egyptian rat screw (card game if you dno) SHIT was fun i tell you what. there's pics, but she has no interwebz so i cant get em. ramen noodles are so good when you're drunk n hungry Edited May 26, 2008 by ExpoSport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 damn...more fun again last night. my lesbian friend told me she'd fuck me if she was straight. i said !! she's fly too. played the most intense game of egyptian rat screw (card game if you dno) SHIT was fun i tell you what. there's pics, but she has no interwebz so i cant get em. ramen noodles are so good when you're drunk n hungry The truth! especially with some hot dogs cut up and some sharp cheddah mixed in I on the other hand had to take the night off of drinking after a week straight! was time to catch up on some housework..... ok so i had a few.....dozen Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIgeSva Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 So my Best Man is finally in town, and he hits me up. I've been chillin' and drinkin'. One of our friend's owns a brewery down here. So he says meet him, aight, got to finish my 22. So, bomb on down, have a couple pints of double IPA. Whilst taking a piss, my wife calls. Go to answer, phone goes straight into the toilet. FUCK!!!!! I wasn't done pissin'. So, there is my MOGUL, swimming the yellow sea of drunkeness. Now what? Pull that soggy sucker out, rinse it in the sink. Get home, turn on the oven to 170. After 5 minutes in the oven, and airing out all night, that piece of pissy shit still works!! So I was totally pissed off, went out and got even more hammered. Triple Bombay on the rocks, a 750ml of beer or two. I was more ticked about having to reach into the john full of piss than dunking the pda.... I'll save a few of the drunken boobie stories for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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