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saw this on the RF forums, I lmao so I had to post it here.

water does tend to bloat some people....

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala

and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is

'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is

so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard

and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was

sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then

fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

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OK- I did NOT see that one coming.

lol. :^

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