Guest grim83 Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 you want a line? here's a line. it has worked for me twice. I was almost shot once for it... find a girl in a bar who looks like she has questionable morals. make eye contact across the bar. ignore her for at least 10 minutes find her, walk up behind her, put one hand on her hip and the other on the front of her neck and whisper this: "no names, no kissing...you and me in the parking lot, right now" done shoot even easier sit across the room make eye contact go on about whatever your doing, repeat a few times then look at the seat next to you 9/10 times they will come over. thats worked out a few times but just a warning 8/9 of them hookers will be completely bat shit yeah...it's a genital fight. whoever cums first loses lmao this just made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayhuh? Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 You: Did it Hurt? Her: Did what hurt? You: When you fell from Heaven Her: Awww You: Cause your face is really fucked up. Blown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkgp_03 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Clip city bitch, clip clip city bitch. 10's, 12's, 15's, goin up in flames bitch. TaylorFade, on 02 Jul 2013 - 9:38 PM, said: Go back to that place, ask to speak to that dude again, look him dead in the eye and then.... pop him in the snot box. Tell him T-Fade sent you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3Ltriste13 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 You: Did it Hurt? Her: Did what hurt? You: When you fell from Heaven Her: Awww You: Cause your face is really fucked up. definily using that one lol This thread is full of win YEEEEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Darkjustice Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 yeah...it's a genital fight. whoever cums first loses pretty sure who ever finishes first wins Fusion With A Stetsom 4k2d on 2 DC XL 15s tuned to 31hz and Subs and ports forward The Revolution Was Not Televised But There Is This Thread(clicky) Dr Merkenstein is my 360 gamertag and my profession. When shit gets real, call in the Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy_chick3n Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 This page is crispy_chick3n approved. © crispy_chick3n inc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayhuh? Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 LoL. Freaks are fun. Not only will she play the game, she added the hide and seek twist hahaha Blown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCaLBaMF Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 It should go in your playbook too, it actually works for me. And since my hogging days are over, they aren't fat chicks.... Just shallow. My buddies like to go hog tieing together sometimes. Not really my forte. i just noticed... you're from iowa too? /end threadjack Yup yup, I live in Ames right now, and I just got back from Iowa City this weekend. /end of second threadjack 2004 Bagged Trailblazer (4)18" Sundown Nsv3s (4) Taramps HD10000s, Taramps DSP3000, Lanzar opti 250x2, AB 100x4 (2)DC power SP 270s, (14)XS Power d3100s, (1)d6500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy_chick3n Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 LoL. Freaks are fun. Not only will she play the game, she added the hide and seek twist hahaha yea. i got there and started trying to find her, she was hiding in the sump pump room ready with some rope. she tied me up and well, the rest is more for the 18+ section, but damn i had some fun. This page is crispy_chick3n approved. © crispy_chick3n inc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDMorris Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 (Man rubbing girls back) Man: Hmm, that's weird!! Girl: What?! Man: I thought angels had wings? That ones always a winner. DC AUDIO 06' Lancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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