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The fact that you got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of my gun.- Snatch

It's like rubbing your wiener up against a sheep.

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Robert better not get in my face... Cause i'll drop that motherfucker- step brothers

With all do respect and remember i mean all do respect that idea aint worth a velvet paintin of a dolpin and a whale gettin it on- talladega nights

Hey sunshine. Hell nah. Fuck you then ole buckethead bitch, oh hahaha she just aint neva been wit no pretty ni**a- 3 strikes

Fan goes out. Tap tap tap, tap tap tap, wow pretty hot in these rhinos- ace ventura

Just make your mouth like youre gonna say watch see if i dont take out your fronts, go back to new york wshhh wshhh. Matter fact dont even say the word watch just say lil clock or some shit- life

Slater you fuckin hippie give me drugs. Get em from your mother man. We just bagged your mother. Ok fuck you dickhead- dazed and confused

Wassup wid it vanilla face? Me and my homie azamat just park our slab outside, we need a place to post up our black asses, so a bang bang skeet skeet ni**a. We just a couplea pimps no hoes- borat

I could go on forever haha

HAHAHA forgot all about that borat quote. Great movie!

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Mk4 jetta 2 point slow

Kenwood KDC-X496

hifonics HFI-1000d

Obsidian 12 in a 2 cube box 34hz

some shitty orion 4 channel

2 pairs of infinty components

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A lion? Swimming, in the ocean? Lions don't like water! ( that entire scene from Other Guys lol)

Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack. (Hangover)

I can't think of any more right now, but I say funny movie quotes all the time lol.

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I'm not supposed to be here...I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school...or a Chuck E Cheese.

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.

PAGING DR. FAGGOT...DR. FAGGOT!!!

And the best of all:

What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakersssss...well then we're shit out of luck!

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Too damn many, but they would b from the following:

Eurotrip Dude, you made out with your sister!!

Old School, YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!!

Christmas Vacation, Shitters full

How High, study high, take the test high, get high scores. How'd I fail womens' studies? I LOVE BITCHES!!!

A ton from Chris Farley, loved the van down by the river snl skit.

probably more......to be continued

Superbad: you suck dick at fucking pussy

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"one particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. "

"FUCK YOU SCIENCE!"

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Stock Infinity 7 speaker system ( Junk ) soon to be replaced, probably all Alpine.

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"It was never easy for me. I was born... a poor black child." - The Jerk

"Heat 'em Up. -Do... -Ray... -Egon!!" - Ghostbusters II

http://youtu.be/1FW5QfvRAHY

"Jefe, what is a plethora?" - The Three Amigos

12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro

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You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back.

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"...and it just keeps getting funnier, every single time I see it!!!" - Beetlejuice. :D

"This is now, now." - Spaceballs

http://youtu.be/VeZ9HhHU86o

"We ain't found S*%t!" - Spaceballs

12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro

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You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back.

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