kingsuv Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Chevrolet. -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques "Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too." Chevy"? CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet GMC= Garage Man's Companion GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming GMC= *** Mans Chariot GM= General Mistake GM= Glued Metal IROC= I Run On Credit IROC= I'm a retard out cruising IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette IROC= I reek of cologne IROC= I really own crap Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter SS= Super Slow RS - Really Slow CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine I saw a cheap hat at a gas station down here in Alabama that read " Those who say they would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford usually do" I thought it was pretty funny... damn should have bought it! I am sure everybody has heard the one "On a quiet night you can hear a ford rust" well it might be true but "It doesnt have to be a quiet night to here a chevy rust" F O R D Found On Rubbish Dumps Fix Or Repair Daily Fails On Rainy Days Fails On Race Day Found On Roadside Dead Failure Of Research & Development Found On Road Deserted Fast Only Running Downhill Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.) Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy For Off Road Death Fords Only Run Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dump Forget Out Running Datsuns For Old Retarded Drivers F****d On Race Day Found On Rangi’s Drive First On Recycle Day Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Forget OutRunning Dale Found On Railroad Deserted Found On Railroad Dead Fools Only Read Directions First On Repair Dolly Favorite Of Redneck Drivers Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge Fast Only Rolling Downhill Found On Russian Dump Forfiet On Race Day Found On River Dead Failure Of Research & Development Fancy Oil Recycling Device Flies Off Road Deliberately Full Of Rusty Dents Fish Out River Daily First On Rust and Deterioration For Off Road Death Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Edited March 13, 2008 by kingsuv Quote Designing, building, and shipping boxes. Yahoo IM - kingsuv00If the listening level is too loud, please inform the driver, so he can promptly pull over, and let you out. not many cars can get me to pluggin my ears but this one.......damn. I mean the first minute is ok but that thing just really starts digging deeper and deeper in your earhole till you cant stand it no more. Seems like it does it with relative ease....16 12's on 8 amps.........gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 gm>ford Quote you can cook bacon shirtless if you're not a pussy...lol not hatin, but am i wrong here it looks as if the amp is not grounded its hooked directly to the battery. it that the way it should be. DC POWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp33dyG Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 chevy>ford Quote the only person i wouldnt let build my box would be Ray. Team Heavy-Flex4 SA 12's tuned to 29hz Ampere Audio 3800.1 @ 1 ohmXS Power D3100Big 3Stock alt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Slaps Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) you forgot one F*ckin Oakies Really Dig-em MOPAR = Move Over People Are Racing HEARTBEAT OF AMERICA Edited March 13, 2008 by B slaps yo mama Quote I Rock 4 Doors 4 More Whores! SMD SUPER SELLER my seller feedback http://www.stevemead...-mama-feedback/ more seller feedback http://www.stevemead...-slaps-yo-mama/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
91Fox Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 MOPAR = Move Over People Are Racing Mopar = Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously My Old Pig Aint' Runnin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noobtastic14 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 no problems yet ;-) -Drew Quote I am a United States Military Arts and Crafts Professional. Sand it off, Paint it on. uhoh_45 said: dont be a pussy P give the jeep to drew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Ford - Flipped Over Reservation Decoration Quote Click Below For My Myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finkster Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) FORD Backwords is--- Driver Returns On Foot On a serious note, the newer trucks with ford and chevy perform about the same...Now if we're talking about racing ford doesnt hold a candle, GM just has too much shit, the only notable ford is the cobra... Edited March 13, 2008 by finkster Quote DAT 4125------>RE XXX comps active Eclipse cd7000 I serve drunks for a living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str86diesel Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Ford - Flipped Over Reservation Decoration I've never heard that one... Quote 2k6 Dodge Ram 2500...CUMMINS POWERED - SOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPimpin91 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'm a Ford fan but here is an acronym anyway. Ford. Flipped Over Rebuilt Datsun. Found On Race Day (Favorite) GM. General Maintenance. Quote BigPimpin91's Banging Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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