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Chevrolet.

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

Chevy"?

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= *** Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine

I saw a cheap hat at a gas station down here in Alabama that read " Those who say they would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford usually do" I thought it was pretty funny... damn should have bought it!

I am sure everybody has heard the one "On a quiet night you can hear a ford rust" well it might be true but "It doesnt have to be a quiet night to here a chevy rust"

F O R D

Found On Rubbish Dumps

Fix Or Repair Daily

Fails On Rainy Days

Fails On Race Day

Found On Roadside Dead

Failure Of Research & Development

Found On Road Deserted

Fast Only Running Downhill

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.)

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

For Off Road Death

Fords Only Run Downhill

Fat Old Rusted Dog

Freaking Old Rusted Dump

Forget Out Running Datsuns

For Old Retarded Drivers

F****d On Race Day

Found On Rangi’s Drive

First On Recycle Day

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge

Found Old Rebuilt Dodge

Forget OutRunning Dale

Found On Railroad Deserted

Found On Railroad Dead

Fools Only Read Directions

First On Repair Dolly

Favorite Of Redneck Drivers

Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords

Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Found On Russian Dump

Forfiet On Race Day

Found On River Dead

Failure Of Research & Development

Fancy Oil Recycling Device

Flies Off Road Deliberately

Full Of Rusty Dents

Fish Out River Daily

First On Rust and Deterioration

For Off Road Death

Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven

Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin

Fabricated Of Refried Dung

Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos

Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

Edited by kingsuv

Designing, building, and shipping boxes. Yahoo IM - kingsuv00If the listening level is too loud, please inform the driver, so he can promptly pull over, and let you out.

not many cars can get me to pluggin my ears but this one.......damn. I mean the first minute is ok but that thing just really starts digging deeper and deeper in your earhole till you cant stand it no more. Seems like it does it with relative ease....16 12's on 8 amps.........gotta love it. :)

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you forgot one

F*ckin Oakies Really Dig-em

MOPAR = Move Over People Are Racing

:lol::lol::lol::lol:HEARTBEAT OF AMERICA

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FORD Backwords is--- Driver Returns On Foot :P

On a serious note, the newer trucks with ford and chevy perform about the same...Now if we're talking about racing ford doesnt hold a candle, GM just has too much shit, the only notable ford is the cobra...

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