iceman88 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 ROFLMFAO! This situation applies to me! dham that was a GREAT one! hehehe Keep it up! :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Great joke man! I had to post this one I just read for everybody here. ;D One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over! and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" 4 15" FI Q D2's in 12 cubes tuned to 32hz 1- T1000.1bd's 3 Maxx 29 deep cycles 4 runs of 1/0 gauge -Big 3 -Trunk sealed off from the cabin Custom 15.8 dual-volt switching MLA module All in a CAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 hahahahhaa :w00t: DD M4 Rockford Fosgate P500-4 SoundQubed HDC415 w carbon fiber cap 2 Rockford Fosagate T1675-S XS Power D3400 Under Hood XS Power D5100 in rear Michael Singer 200A Alt Build Log: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/153901-2012-veloster-update-842013-wall-build-4-15s/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 HAHAHA....the dentist one was pretty damn good!!! :w00t: kinda reminds me when my ex (the twat) was on her PD i said "wanna fuck" and she was like "no im on my period"...and im like "EWW". then she was "yea we dont gotta do anything sexual" and i was like "um...your ass and your mouth arent bleeding" HAHAHA NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 It's only cool if she said "well the front door is locked, but you can come in the back if you want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 yea but she didnt like it in the ass...i still got some head though...NOW BACK ON TOPIC YOU PERVES!!! ;D NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 HAHAHA....the dentist one was pretty damn good!!! :w00t: kinda reminds me when my ex (the twat) was on her PD i said "wanna fuck" and she was like "no im on my period"...and im like "EWW". then she was "yea we dont gotta do anything sexual" and i was like "um...your ass and your mouth arent bleeding" HAHAHA Wasnt it cody on the rf forum who used to have as his signature.. when the river runs red take the dirt road instead... RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!!!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry,.... You've had two warnings!" RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _______?" Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laught, then looked to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to bebba and said, "Bubba, your so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yea," Said Bubba, " I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he wihispered. "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is spelled 'E-I-E-I-O'." RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 I's saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around noon. So john heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred." After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fed, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he is upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!' "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and know on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone."Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?" "He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took all the water out to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?" RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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