IH8PunkRok Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 random fact having sex in water increases chances of becoming pregnant lol if anything mounain dew will make ur sperm so damn hyper the baby comes out in 9 weeks instead of 9 months Quote -Matt2005 Dodge Magnum RTJVC KD-AVX1 2 PPI S580.2 Obsidian Audio ST1 Horn Tweeters PRV 8MB450s Audio Legion 3500.1D 2 RE MT 18s 360 ah LiFePO4 BatterySHCA 2/0 155.2 @ 29 hzKicker CVR 15's buildDD 3512e buildMini T-Line Build(6) 8s BuildNightshade 15s Wall BuildMagnum AB XFL 12s BuildNewest Magnum Build
raytard Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 there was this whole controversy about how yellow #5 (the thing that helps make mountain dew green, it s a food dye) kills sperm...basically it lowers your sperm count by a measurable margin. its the matter of you busting a billion compared to 996million, but those odds arent for me. i think its blue#5 that makes your poop green (which makes your pee green too but theres soo little in mountain dew you gotta drink gallons. blue gatorade on the other hand....2 bottles and you piss and shit green the next day.....aaahhh what you learn in middle school) Quote Build: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...hl=avalon+build monster/rockford/kicker/stinger cables, pioneer source, jbl highs/amps, kinetik/shuriken batts, iraggi alt, dei security, dc subs(atleast for now) Team DC
splzx3 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 /\ Quote ________________________________________________________________________ deepsilencer, on 22 Aug 2011 - 17:32, said: splzx3, on 22 Aug 2011 - 17:27, said: i had my fun on one of his videos...till he blocked me then i got my mother into it lol after her he closed the comments xD lol your mom is a G! WTF, I never thought I'd have a conversation about cross dressers and trans-genders on a car audio forum.
lowblueranger Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 When me and my wife were trying to get pregnant for my last child- she read up on alot of diffferent facts and drinking a caffinated beverage before sex helps speed up the sperm and increases the chances of getting pregnant. That's what she told me to do and I like mt. dew so that is what I did and she was pregnant within days of trying. Quote Alpine INA-W900 Rockford Fosgate Punch 200ix Rockford Fosgate power T1500-1 Sundown SA-10 x2 Focal 6x8's front Rockford Fosgate Power T1682 rear Rockford Fosgate and Stinger Wiring Powermaster D3400, S680
ryde2idie Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 i guess im the only one that thinks the dude was bein sarcastic lol Quote Quote
z_ro Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 there was this whole controversy about how yellow #5 (the thing that helps make mountain dew green, it s a food dye) kills sperm...basically it lowers your sperm count by a measurable margin. its the matter of you busting a billion compared to 996million, but those odds arent for me. well see i think that whole controversy started with surge. i remember hearing that it made your shit smaller so naturally we all stayed away from it lol It was after that whole thing that i heard about the sperm count thing. Quote just remember, there are no smart people in the world, only some less retarded than others wow shes hot too who is she? kim petras? wheres that from...i'd buss that open Bone stock 2015 Genesis Sedan RIP Civic
BassAddict32 Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Posted September 22, 2009 i guess im the only one that thinks the dude was bein sarcastic lol no, i think he was high. he does like 3 different kinds of drugs and whatnot so he isn't the brightest. but some of those stories made my LOL so hard. great stuff guys. but yea, i don't think that it a good way to stop from getting pregnant. OH! put your penis in a bottle and do it that way, like a condom. Quote 1994 Ford F150 reg cab 2 HFX 12's Audiopipe APSM-1300
cracker Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 hmmm well i once was a mt dew drinker but now its poweraid/gatoraid like its water....i have 6 kids and havent had any born since i made that drink change.... so it is poweraid /gatoraid that wont get your girl knocked up then right Quote March 2010 SOTM winner my old buildhttp://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/50219-dank-aka-crackers-bonne-new-v2-build-in-the-works-hahahaaaaaa/page__hl__crackers my youtube page - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jackiedan04#g/u my feedback - http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/56540-official-cracker-feedback/ i need tacos and bass to live!!!!! and will NEVER change hahaaaa TEAM NOIZE VIOLATION
loganberry Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 i saw a porn in middle school where this guy busted all over this girls face and i thought it was the coolest thing so I never drank mountain dew just so I would be able to do that someday lol that shit is hilarious lololol Quote My F-150 Build GET ON THE BANDWAGON what if they tried messing with the amps when the subs werent louder hahah jk
St.Ides Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 I've never heard of a OB-GYN saying "Well the effective birth controls are the pill, the shot, the patch, condoms, abstinence and of course, Mountain Dew." New sig quote Quote TNCB ....my damn room was shaking, im like wtf is this how am i gonna die jakin off to vida guerra?
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