cc_audio Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Good story for you about the amish. This was two years ago, and we were seniors in highschool. My best friend Danny found this thing where you can sign up to have sex with a young amish girl. The program was to get new genes into this amish society genepool or whatever. He signed up for it just messing around, and they called him! We gave him shit for it not thinking he would do it. But the son of a bitch did! They paid for his gas, made him get a blood test and paid for it, and he had to sign away the kid should she successfully get pregnant, and he can't see the girls face and they can't see you. He texted us on his way there. When he got back he said" it was uncomfortable with her dad and some priest guy standing there, but she had a nice ass". The funniest shit ever, and it proves he will fuck anything. There are many more hilarious details to this story, and everytime I see the kid, this story comes up. He's in the navy, so no surprise there. I'm gonna text him to see how much money he got for it. It's all gone! The Celica Build Feedback If I buy something from you, DO NOT USE FEDEX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSwongerAA Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Good story for you about the amish. This was two years ago, and we were seniors in highschool. My best friend Danny found this thing where you can sign up to have sex with a young amish girl. The program was to get new genes into this amish society genepool or whatever. He signed up for it just messing around, and they called him! We gave him shit for it not thinking he would do it. But the son of a bitch did! They paid for his gas, made him get a blood test and paid for it, and he had to sign away the kid should she successfully get pregnant, and he can't see the girls face and they can't see you. He texted us on his way there. When he got back he said" it was uncomfortable with her dad and some priest guy standing there, but she had a nice ass". The funniest shit ever, and it proves he will fuck anything. There are many more hilarious details to this story, and everytime I see the kid, this story comes up. He's in the navy, so no surprise there. I'm gonna text him to see how much money he got for it. Yeah, thats how you get it done! I hear that they will toss a white towel on the fence if they are in the need of "services". Kinda makes me want to go for a ride in the country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tejcurrent Posted October 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Good story for you about the amish. This was two years ago, and we were seniors in highschool. My best friend Danny found this thing where you can sign up to have sex with a young amish girl. The program was to get new genes into this amish society genepool or whatever. He signed up for it just messing around, and they called him! We gave him shit for it not thinking he would do it. But the son of a bitch did! They paid for his gas, made him get a blood test and paid for it, and he had to sign away the kid should she successfully get pregnant, and he can't see the girls face and they can't see you. He texted us on his way there. When he got back he said" it was uncomfortable with her dad and some priest guy standing there, but she had a nice ass". The funniest shit ever, and it proves he will fuck anything. There are many more hilarious details to this story, and everytime I see the kid, this story comes up. He's in the navy, so no surprise there. I'm gonna text him to see how much money he got for it. DAAAAMMMMNNN! That's crazy, sort of sick when you think about it lol. Wonder how they stereotype though, like just whites or can they throw in an asian or something? That' drifting was awesome lol. tejcurrent XS Power T3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJD3 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 DAAAAMMMMNNN! That's crazy, sort of sick when you think about it lol. Wonder how they stereotype though, like just whites or can they throw in an asian or something?That' drifting was awesome lol. You put those in the same post, and you still have to ask? I wish they had Amish folk like that round these here parts... Anti Peel and Seal...lol You may be offended by the above. Don't take it personally, I'm just abrasive. 2002 Buick Park Avenue DC Level 4 M2 12 D2 Car Audio Bargain 1600.1 Eclipse CD3200 ~2 cubes @ 34 hz. Stinger Roadkill Expert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugdub Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I haven't see anybody on this thread quite explain how technology and the Amish works, but there is an interesting article on it I found. They have woodshops with state of the art machines that use computers and anything to get work done, even a phone or a lightbulb.. because its beneficial. Its all based on the decision of their leaders: http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/200...h_hackers_a.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xX MocK Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Good story for you about the amish. This was two years ago, and we were seniors in highschool. My best friend Danny found this thing where you can sign up to have sex with a young amish girl. The program was to get new genes into this amish society genepool or whatever. He signed up for it just messing around, and they called him! We gave him shit for it not thinking he would do it. But the son of a bitch did! They paid for his gas, made him get a blood test and paid for it, and he had to sign away the kid should she successfully get pregnant, and he can't see the girls face and they can't see you. He texted us on his way there. When he got back he said" it was uncomfortable with her dad and some priest guy standing there, but she had a nice ass". The funniest shit ever, and it proves he will fuck anything. There are many more hilarious details to this story, and everytime I see the kid, this story comes up. He's in the navy, so no surprise there. I'm gonna text him to see how much money he got for it. wow thats crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cc_audio Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 I texted him to see how much he got for it. Me- Hey gotta question. U member when you did the amish chick?Danny- Haha your a dick!!! but yea Me- How much did they give u? Danny- Money? ME- yea Danny- Umm... like $600 cash why u gonna try it lol It's all gone! The Celica Build Feedback If I buy something from you, DO NOT USE FEDEX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treossi Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 what's the website haha jk Team sundownWESTCOASTSPL.COM we're throwing dbdrag events very soon visit the website for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cc_audio Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 what's the website haha jk He got it from a tear-off poster, and no he doesn't have it anymore. Trust me, everyone asks for it. It's all gone! The Celica Build Feedback If I buy something from you, DO NOT USE FEDEX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricR Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 dam i thought it said amish drifting lol LOL i was thinking leave the 12 sitting in the box in the hole and duck tape from the bottom of the sub to the bottom of the baffle so the sub doesnt free air. would that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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