inm Posted February 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Tell your parents that you are gay and that you like balls on your face. Then, while they still have that shocked look on their face, tell them you were kidding and that you have a girlfriend named "insertnamehere". They will be relieved that you have a girlfriend. bahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha On 2/28/2013 at 2:52 PM, Chaise said: "Now spread your butt cheeks so I can zap your asshole." 2008 Subaru Forester XT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqtama Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 hes actually from this foreign country where they burn ou and shoot you with paintballs full of pepperspray for having a girlfriend. lol just playin around man no disrespect or anything. all in good fun but seriously, just do it. is she your first girlfriend or something? just read your edit. good job im proud of ya R.I.P '01 blazer you treated my ears well until your transmission blew up. New Project [top secret] 149.0 db on music driver window open; so close I feel some boners are fueled by viagra and not true intimacy!......if you know what i mean.... I swear... sometimes I wish I was retarded so I could just agree with everyone x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baydestrian Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Just tell them ur heading down to planned parent hood before you head to Vegas to make the engagement official 2015 Mazda 6 JVF Customz 4.0 Proto 15>Wolfram W4500 @ .5ohm 2 Sundown Neo 6.5 + 2 CT Meso Tweeters (Front) x Kicker KS6.5 (Rear)>JL Audio VX400/4i NSB-AMG35 (front) / 40ah Lithium Headway (Rear) built by Erni Audio & Electrical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacomabanga1986 Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 as long as she aint jail bait or a branch cusin i see no harm in tellin ur mom unless shes a cougar n if so tell ur dad first oh ya, a cougar is an older woman if u dnt already know here's a link to my system 99 toyota tacoma , 2 mtx 8000 1504's in a sealed downfire , 1000w memphis amp here's a link to my other system my 90 geo prizm test car heres a thread i got of new songs u can dl that are legal = Some Good Bangage/you Can Dl These Free And Legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inm Posted February 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 lawl, i know what a cougar is. if a mod could close this, it'd be cool. if not, you can keep fucking around with me, i know i'm just being a pussy. haha. On 2/28/2013 at 2:52 PM, Chaise said: "Now spread your butt cheeks so I can zap your asshole." 2008 Subaru Forester XT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackedout Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Whoa... Pics of girl? You brought up the thread bro! We need some pics! Trunk Build Log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqtama Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 aaha, you didnt thinbk youd get away with this without someone sayin that! lol R.I.P '01 blazer you treated my ears well until your transmission blew up. New Project [top secret] 149.0 db on music driver window open; so close I feel some boners are fueled by viagra and not true intimacy!......if you know what i mean.... I swear... sometimes I wish I was retarded so I could just agree with everyone x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow18 Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Bump for pics!! 2001 Black Monte Carlo SS chrome 20'' (1) Alpine i-9881 deck-ipod- (2) DC lvl 4XL 18''s-Walled- (1) DAT Hellfire - 2500.1-fused- (1) D3400 XS Power battery-fused- (2) CDT 6.5 comp (X) pioneer 6x9 set (1) RF T-400.4 (1) DC POWER ALT INSTALLED BY ROB FTW,Big3 (1) Viper 5901 Alarm + killer yorkies and chihuahas [EdgarCervantes] 4:31 pm: im in my room and out of nowere i hear bass im like oh shit sombody has bass in this city, i look out the window and its my mom bumping Gorilla Zoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inm Posted February 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Jesus, this is getting views pretty quick. On 2/28/2013 at 2:52 PM, Chaise said: "Now spread your butt cheeks so I can zap your asshole." 2008 Subaru Forester XT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k3n12ock Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. 05 xB - (2) EVIL 18s - (2) BC3500s - NO WALL Channel 1: http://www.youtube.com/k3n12ock Channel 2: http://www.youtube.com/MrK3n12ock2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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