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Things you should NOT say to a woman at any time


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your sister/mom makes that same face when she cums.

(While breaking up) your mom is hotter than you anyway.

Is your mouth/ass bleeding too?

and those are only ones that i've said to my ex's lol

just remember, there are no smart people in the world, only some less retarded than others

wow shes hot too who is she? kim petras? wheres that from...i'd buss that open

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*When shes on her period* They don't shut down the whole amusement park just because the roller coaster 's broke.

Thats how your sister likes it too.

What do you mean you don't swallow? The girl I had over last night did.

Never start any sentence with "Your fucking mother..."

System tear out has begun...Out with the old

i have a iq of 128 i graduated at the top of my class tell me how im reatrded you are the 1 thats dumb as hell you can't even spell

Look at the underlined text hahahahahahahaha

I think of it as the virgin losing the virginity technique

not just jumping in to it, and pounding away, but going at it slowly over time, to get to that full extreme

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get on your knees and make me hit high db's

my system

2 12" diamond d3 subs

Kenwood 500 watt class d mono amp

On 4/14/2010 at 5:40 PM, Boon said:

Waaaaaa my system has a minor issue that I can't figure out so I'm gonna quit audio.

Fucking weak man.

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Never tell her you can't trust something that bleeds for a week and is fine..

Never call her any name but hers..

Always be brutally honest when she asks how she looks, no matter how mad she gets. She'll be happy that you were "honest."

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What do you mean you don't swallow?

"your mom does" is what you should have sed.

you know you like it in the ass. "your mom does"

why not 3 times a day? "your mom does"

why wont you let me handcuff you to the bed?"your mom does"

i tell my wife that all the time...hahahha

i tell my kids "cuz i'm doin ur mom" all the time to :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

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