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" that makes no sense, its like whiping before ya poop"

WARNING: I speak 4 languages, profanity, English, sarcasm & real shit

2003 ford explorer

2 RF T1 D4 15s in a 6.8 cubic ft box

1 T1500.1bdcp

250amp ALT by Mike Singer

2 runs of 0 gauge

3 yellow tops

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Some random ass shit from me and my family. May take me a while to think of all of them. Also will include some random favorites.

Ever seen a night crawler with a turtle neck on? (in reference to rolling up the fore skin)

Gotta piss worse than a three peckered billy goat.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Wow! Thats a low price!

Beetle Juice. Beetle Juice. Beetle Juice.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Hey you guys!

Heres Johnny!

Bond. James Bond.

Beuller. Beuller. Beuller.

Run forrest Run.

This is SPARTA!

Houston we have a problem.

Go ahead make my day.

Time to nut up or shut up.

Yes they deserve to die and i hope they burn in hell.

Why so serious?

Yippie Ki Yay MotherFucker!

Cowabunga!

If you build it he will come!

I am your father.

I see dead people.

This one time at band camp.

Holy Schnikeys.

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates.

Goonies never say die!

Frankly my dear I dont give a damn.

Schwing Schwing.

My precious.

Toga toga toga.

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It's about as hot as 2 fat people fucking

I always hear "Its hotter then 2 pigs fucking in a wool blanket"

I heard also "It's hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock"

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2006 Dodge Charger

(2) Kinetic 3800

(1) DC Power 270XP

(4) T1-12D4

(1) T2500BDCP

(2) T400.4

7.5 cubic ft.

(2) 6 in ports thru the rear deck

(2) T165.2

(2) T169.3

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