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  1. _paralyzed_

    If you jizz 2 tablespoons a day every day for 23 years, that's about 85 gallons of splooge. It's good to be back everybody!!

    1. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      actually around 65 gallons given you would have 16,790 tablespoons everyday per the 23 year span.. but then again wtf do i know

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Eww, and Lmao

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